This, no shit, is my favorite review ever. You win the internet for all time.

Counterpoint to your counterpoint: Batman and Superman both suck. Yay Wonder Woman (and boo Wonder Woman + Superman. WTF?)

Rubbermaid.

Wow. Your entire story has blown my mind.

Apples/oranges. Vacuum cleaners do not equal mops of either the wet or dry variety. Rubbermaid (and probably other companies) make an almost identical product except you fill up the tank with any cleaning potion you like, and you use washable fabric pads. Does the same as the wet jet without paying half of your income…

This is the perfect palate cleanser for Gawker's shit sandwich.

Seriously. They gave the blackmailing paranoid nutbag an alias, but outed the actual victim of said blackmailing paranoid nutbag? WTF?

Right, because that one time the government tried to do that (aka the Volstead Act, aka the 18th Amendment), it worked out so well.

I think you’re missing the key point of his statement: “Look at all these people they come out here and followed me out here.”

Can I just give a big FUCK YOU to whoever wrote the “hip shattering” tag on Bruce Willis’ picture? Boyfriend is an extremely fit 60 year old, not great-grandma Bessie. This goes right along with the earlier Jez article describing Jennifer Lawrence’s next mid-30’s character as middle aged. I guess we’re all suffering…

Not to be gross, but how do you store breast milk for years and not have it either dry up or go bad? Are all the samples frozen? Is this woman’s garage full of freezers, which are in turn full of little packets of other people’s breast milk? Do you think the people who feel like an "intimate part of them was taken"…

Excellent article, but it would help if you put in statistics for church fires in general, then winnow out the ones at black churches. It's hard to understand where this falls in the numerical scheme of things - are the fires at black churches higher than the statistical average for the percentage of overall churches…

I was gonna say, it’s because he’s Jewish - it’s an inherent dorkiness we North American Jews can’t seem to shake. We’re like a bunch of poodles: we don’t make anybody else sneeze, but we make ourselves sneeze!

Yay to Drake and Serena (except I was kind of hoping Drake would wait for me!); to everything else, may I please have a dose of brain bleach?

Also, love your handle! Hope this doesn't sound weird, but I had a dog named Ananda, after the dog in L'Engle's Wrinkle in Time trilogy, not the disciple of Buddha.

So what the fuck is our excuse in Louisiana? *head desk*

I always figured it was more just geographic isolation based on pre-war populations - like Katniss’ District 12 was located in the very white Appalachians, while Rue’s District 11 was in the Georgia/North Carolina area and notably had a much higher African American (African Panemian?) population.

Yeah, bj's used to be my claim to fame, then I got pregnant and my gag reflex became so ferocious I had trouble brushing my back teeth! While that's not quite the drama it used to be (I don't throw up WHILE brushing my teeth anymore), I've never regained my mojo.

OMG, thank you! I was like, red white and blue high tops? Rain boots? WTF? The lady with him is wearing flip flops! What is happening here?!?