Came here just for this! This is the only acceptable response to Donnie DoLittle.

“If you say it on the street, that’s a knockout / If you put it in a tweet, that’s a cop-out,” Conway sang. “I love that! I mean, that basically is Washington in a nutshell.”

I have more questions about what is going on under that straw mop of hair and hairspray every time I see this gif.  WHAT is happening here?  As a taxpayer, I need to know.

This is why he wants to nuke the wind!

Ladies! What is your favourite small/local lingerie brand and what do you like about them? I need a new t-shirt bra.

“poison pill” = “barring discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity”. I think Pence is the one who really cares about this, and the idea of protecting gay and trans Americans is poisonous to him.

“She’s welcome to her opinion. I can tell you there’s a lot of poison pills in it.”

I remember a story about a reporter getting a tour of his private jet, and he pointed out the Renoir (I think) that he had in it. A real one! But the reporter said no, the real one is hanging in a museum in [reporter’s hometown or something]. And Drumpf denied, denied, denied. He’s completely insane.

Let the Photoshopping begin...

This looks like a painting of the guy who played Healy from OITNB playing Donald Trump in dinner theatre.

Once upon a time, when I was working 911 dispatch, there was an art gallery in the local mall that had a McNaughton painting on prominent display at the entrance. I received a call one day from a woman requesting an ambulance because her daughter was having a seizure, and she informed me that they were standing right…

This honestly looks like one of those Mad Magazine back pages where you fold sections together to get a whole other joined-up image. And now I’m unnerved :/

My first thought was Elizabeth Short, the Black Dahlia.

The two about painting in a cathedral nave are easy—Yes, Trump is in a Christian church nave and it’s because McNaughton has a long history of conflating America with Christianity.

I know this isn’t an answer to your question but I’ve taken up going to estate sales recently and the SHIT people try to sell I swear to fucking god. 

Yes. I’ve seen like, half-used bottles of Bath & Body Works sprays and lotions at Platos Closet when I was in college in PA. GROSS.

I only wish that it was clear whether the sick people were buying commercially prepared pods/liquid or something produced in a shadier environment.