Taking Cafeteria Christianity to its logical conclusion: Actual cafeterias.

Also as plausible as when Joe Smith got word from God that polygamy was cool, right about the same time as the hot nanny moved in.

For me, that bridge too far was believing crazy bullshit.

They are remarkably unprofessional.  The way they announce people’s business-what their insurance status is, how much they owe, what the drug is-is bad enough, but at my local one the behind the counter area is just heaped with filled prescription bags all over, not in any order and they have to dig through them to…

fwiw, i feel like you missed the point. lds viewing caffeine as ‘bad’ but not giving a fuck about molested children was the point. it’s the cognitive dissonance and/or wanton hypocrisy around ‘protecting’ their youth.

Take this for what you will, but I heard once that the Mormons trekking out west to the ‘promised land’ originally had coffee but then ran out and the leaders were like “god came to me in a vision and said that coffee is Satan’s drink!”

Bullshit.

Just imagine the fun you could have with Trump if you worked at the White House by placing ideas in his head. He is that fucking stupid. It’s why Omarosa got her walk in privileges cut off, because she did that shit for personal gain. I’d be too tempted to just troll his dumb ass.

Don’t worry, he didn’t apologize.

If you wanted to torture information out of me, use that chair.

Trump knows, like, six adjectives: Incredible, tremendous, best, beautiful, biggest, huge.

Warren has pulled ahead in national polls now, sweeping past Bernie Sanders. She is now in second. Go Liz Go!

“Everything’s good, I love the guy. He’s the best thing that ever happened to this country.”

I work in a furniture adjacent industry, I’ve got some bad news for you. These exist:

These pieces of shit are even worse. no back and just as uncomfortable.

That discomfort may be a feature, not a bug. If the chairs are uncomfortable, you won’t linger at the table as long and they can seat the next party.

These are worse, but only by a very small margin. They’re too narrow and the wicker digs into your legs.  They’re too deep to lean back in while eating, yet if you sit forward, the raised part on the front of the seat cuts off your circulation.

I knew which chair before the picture loaded. They are uncomfortable as fuck and should be launched into the sun.

Exactly. #Boymom is the precursor to “Boys will be boys.”