I love me some Mulaney. Also he's absolutely right. 

Vaginal (or uterine or cervical!) prolapses aren’t caused by “doing a lot of things majorly wrong.” The pelvic floor is a part of a woman’s body that takes a lot of abuse, especially if they’ve had children, and even pretty normal wear and tear can lead to serious maladies just like other parts of the body that have…

This is why Canada has universal health care. Everyone is covered, no matter how stupid.

Prolapse is one of those side effects of childbirth people didn’t ever use to talk about.  It happens!

As a vagina owner I have the same questions. I suspect that the answers are 1. It hurt but she ignored the pain as women sometimes do, 2. Yes, and 3. Don’t think this is a real thing.

“South Korea has agreed to pay substantially more money to the United States in order to defend itself from North Korea.”

Bernie Sanders appeared on Joe Rogan’s podcast

she tried the practice as a way of remedying vaginal prolapse.

Twenty minutes? I’ll wait for the InstaPot Vag thank you very much.

I’m so angry I’m boycotting all gyms and I refuse to participate in any workouts anywhere at anytime! Good day!

That does make me feel better, but I worry about the naivete of Pakistan if they really believe, as the minister for science and technology said “President Trump fully realizes the importance of this issue.”

I know Dolt 45 never shows self-awareness, but I’m PARTICULARLY surprised at the lack of irony behind “The liberals don’t want to call me unifying - LOOK AT WHAT WE’RE UP AGAINST! WHAT ABOUT SHOOTERS WHO SUPPORT THE OTHER SIDE?!”

The women’s shelter one is heartbreaking.

I think there are a lot of ways one could fuck up the execution of a public option, certainly, but the idea that there should be a public alternative to the for-profit ISPs is an unalloyed good. Currently American ISPs have found it easier to acquire their competition than to improve their services or set competitive…

Real photo from the actual Turkmenistan government’s website. I will link the article for it has several images of this... quality.

It’s a missing shadow conspiracy!

Photoshop? That's Microsoft paint. 

Official photoshop of this event raises more questions, however.

Well there is the rich guy version that spreads money around so that regardless of which corporate dem wins, they have an in.