No clue how christie brinkley came to use clap but the other use makes sense. It’s not the clap of applause but the single, loud clap you make when getting a child or dogs attention to scold them for their actions that shows there is no argument or follow-up to be had
Myzrael
Myzrael
I wish she did coke. It might actually give her a personality.
Roughly 30% of pregnancies end in miscarriage. It’s actually closer to 50%, but a lot of those are before the woman even knows she’s pregnant.
You do realize that many, many pregnancies end in miscarriage? Half of the moms I know had a miscarriage at some point. Sorry, I am not telling my boss until after the first few months, because I do NOT want to have to notify them about any miscarriages. First because my boss is a blabbermouth, and second because I…
Back in the Dark Ages (1969), my mom got her dream job just before college graduation as a flight attendant for Delta Airlines. Travel the world! Be glamorous! Avoid the wandering hands of lecherous businessmen!
I read Spanish, so I was able to translate the following paragraph in the linked article, which contains updated information:
Fucked up. I’m a 30something married women and I feel like employers look at me like I’m a ticking time bomb. Good thing I am unambitious and very happy in my stoner job
Hey, Universal sued Nintendo because they thoughts Donkey Kong was infringing on King Kong... only for it to be revealed that Universal didn’t own the rights to King Kong.
Okay but how do we feel about telling your kids which one is the favorite? My mom straight up admitted to all four of us last year that she liked my twin brother the best, even though she loved us all equally. Apparently he’s just “easier to get along with”. Were we out-of-bounds when we collectively looked at our mom…
That’s crazy. What’s her name? Also if you give me your dad’s email address I’ll write him a note to tell him off. Unless he’s old.... what’s his birthday? Now I’m invested in this thrilling tale... how about all your family’s birthdates as well.
“You’re selling custom Mylar balloons of your original character Blonic the Hedgehog when Disney comes knocking on your door with a cease and desist. What are your rights?”
Have 3, now adult and never had a favorite. Each one I love differently, 1st born son, for being my first after 5 years and fertility treatments, 2nd, my girl, a surprise because I was told I would not have another, and my 3rd son, 10 years later, pure joy. Considering I almost couldn’t have any, having 3 healthy…
There’s one other thing you’ll need to do: Family outing at the theater!
We had a girl and I specifically told my parents “I’m not buying the next one new clothes, so you can buy glitter unicorns if you want but if we have a boy next, that’s what he’s wearing”
You can’t find regular length girl shorts. Girls get Daisy Dukes, boys get knee-length shorts. And this is for 2-year olds!!!
When we buy clothes for our daughter from the consignment shop, we only shop in the boys section. I don’t buy her shirts that say “Future Stud Muffin” or anything, but I get stuff with astronauts and airplanes and stuff. That’s the closest we can get to gender neutral.
I was JUST shopping with my daughter last weekend, which happens never. We were shopping for new shorts because in her opinion basketball shorts are the best. There are two problems shopping for girls’ basketball shorts. 1.) They don’t exist. 2.) Girls athletic shorts don’t have pockets.
My three-year-old son had been wearing his Paw Patrol T-shirt for a few weeks before I noticed something
We all know that what color you dress your child in will affect how they turn out as an adult. That’s why I always dress my son in all black so he will grow up to be Batman.