If I were Dylan’s girlfriend, I would wake him up every morning with a playful gnawing on his head. You know, because I’d be helping him get over PTSD. And because it’s funny.

Bears are only cute because of their fur, never forget this.

Keep in mind that untreated depression and anxiety can be just as bad for your sex life and libido as SSRIs. Speaking from personal experience. I am a woman, so I can’t say what depression might do to the boner part of it, but there was definitely no arousal at all for me when I was depressed/anxious. Now I experience…

I can’t tell you humans how many times I’ve been tempted to eat your skulls. That coconut oil everyone’s putting in their hair smells delicious. Fuckin quit it.

Colorado Parks and Wildlife spokeswoman Jennifer Churchill said that traps have been set and if a black bear is found in one it will be euthanized and DNA tested to see if it was the same one that attacked Dylan.

Couple things here:

The girl who lives in the capsule collection photo has the kind of personal space I can only dream about. Exercise space AND a seating area? In her room?!!!? What are they, Kennedys?

Also, y’all can yuk it up, but if I could buy a legit breathable couch (and a mattress, too, because dreams), I would…

This x 1000! I was having terrible hay fever attacks where I would go into sneezing fits for 10 minutes at a time. I started taking Zyrtec for a month straight and it helped tremendously. However, the night of my wife’s birthday she wanted a bit of a “present,” and WTF? Things just wouldn’t work! This lead to a spiral…

The theory is that the brain doesn’t finish developing until 25... so different effects makes sense... and remember some SSRI come with warnings for suicidal side effects for teens.

Imagine this: it’s the year 2021 and you’ve just retreated to your Lululemon Home™. You’ve just spent all day doing barre workouts and posting photos of your favorite luxury bee pollen on your Instagram account. Now, you just want to lounge on your couch made of naturally breathable, sweat-wicking Luxtreme™ fabric.

Me irl:

‘Low energy Apple and Google must give Russia codes to defeat terror and show I won election fairly, covfefe.’

Far too lucid and coherent. Also, there was no displacement of blame anywhere. Try again.

Meanwhile - this might be the best tweet about an unelected knock-off handbag designer representing the US at the G20:

Years ago I was on vacation and while really hung over turned on some tv. We only got like ABC/NBC/CBS so I was stuck watching one of those Oprah-like shows (wasn’t Oprah though). Might have been Rachel Ray? Anyways they were warning everyone about the new teen fad of eyeballing.

A friendly reminder that vitamins and nutritional supplements aren’t really regulated in the US until people fall ill and/or die. So screw this nonsense easy points over a product no one had effing heard of until you started wringing your hands and regulate actual stuff people are putting into their bodies believing…

All I want from this is that they call those who suffer the side-effect of the septum falling out “brown nosers”.

Or you just feel kind of numb and dead inside because you lack a sex drive. Whether in a relationship or not. Your experiences aren’t universal, and if you don’t suffer from this problem, its really easy to logic your way through it.

I can’t speak for loads of women, but yes it can be a real problem. I had a 3 YEAR period of my life where I would literally recoil from any kind of physical contact. It had nothing to do with the circumstances of my life; like stress, or health, or relationship status. I was sexually frustrated myself, even doing…

Yes there are a lot of women like this. And is not it’s not just temporary due to stress or busyness. Imagine not wanting to have sex at all. Ever. For years. Now imagine being married. It’s a real problem