#1: Retarded? Really?

#2: Yes, yes they can be. It’s rare, but it does happen.

The sight of chicken makes her nauseated. It’s just a strong aversion. Plus, the salad was tossed in such a way that the chicken juice or whatever was all over the salad.

Horrible coworkers clearly bullying a person with food allergies by eating all their birthday ice cream. Come on.

Umm... hate to be the one to call you out, but why don’t you know that every level of a corporation operates within a hive mind?

I’m pretty sure he thinks Starbucks is some kind of alien entity made up of many tiny parts sharing one central consciousness. So, when you make a barista say ‘Merry Christmas’, you are making The Starbuck. say it, and offending it.

Like the front-line employees had any input regarding the holiday cup design. Wow, he's really gonna show them!

To your well reasoned list, they will respond:
"YOU ARE A LIBRUL MSM LOW INFO VOTER WHO HATES GOD, GUNS, AND MURICA. BURN IN HELL HEATHEN"

I want that on my Diva Cup.

I’d pitch in to have in monogrammed.

Come to think of it, those hamentaschen lattes I get at Starbucks every spring never come in cups depicting a chastened Achashverosh sentencing Haman to death. And it’s been forever since a major brewing company trotted out a Lager Ba’Omer with a REMOTELY accurate depiction of Bar Kochba on the label. And when’s the…

I know what to get you for Christmas.

I’m pretty sure Jesus never saw a single snowflake in his life or knew that snow exists.

Hmm. This is difficult. We’re gonna need a questionnaire for this one.

Thank you. I’m an atheist but would love a Christianity that actually followed Christ’s teachings. Alas, these people in the US, that call themselves Christians, are actually Satanists.

I NEVER drink out of a cup that has less than four pictures of Jesus on it.

So the new definition of ‘oppressed’ is ‘an international coffee chain does not have a seasonal cup for my specific holiday or at least not in the way I think it should be recognized.’

This guy thinks he’s “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup?

“The absence of snowflakes on the cups “denies the hope of Jesus,” one woman claims.”

By the Spirits, Christians, are by far the whiniest of all religions.