Everybody ready for an embarrassing confession? I loved Gifted Hands as a young teen, because wow, a young black man, bootstraps, overcoming obstacles, strong maternal influence, medical school, neurosurgery, wow.

Also, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

The pizza dough is more delicious than anywhere else because the water is made of corpses.

Sadly, that probably puts you way above the curve.

I work for a large bank led by a woman. We regularly receive those “great place for women” awards...yet we offer 2 weeks paid plus one week of bonding time. If you want more time than that it’s unpaid or you use vacation and your disability insurance

The day I was born, my father took a half day. I was born shortly after noon so he could return in time to put in five hours. He was side eyed for showing up after lunch without a good excuse.

Regular paternity leave would actually do a lot toward removing the stigma of maternity leave. Employers still think of having and raising children as a “women’s issue,” and consider women getting pregnant a liability, while assuming men who have children won’t have to take time off or change their work habits because…

Don’t shop there on principle. They just opened one a few towns over, and I want to scream at everyone in the parking lot that there are options one plaza over, including Michael’s, Joannes, and The Christmas Tree store. Screw Hobby Lobby, their evangelical bullshit and antiquities stealing founding fathers.

Sure. All Anerican workers should have paid sick time, personal time and paid vacation regardless if male or female, single or married, parent or not. So yes, agreed.

Yeah, my bro worked for a German company in the US for awhile. I assumed that they would give him German-like benefits, but instead the were actually like, OMG we don’t HAVE to give anything?! OK, we won’t! And it really sucked.

I work at a multinational company. I have to say it pisses me off that my company can accommodate government mandated leave schemes in other countries but still opts to fuck over those of us in the States.

BECAUSE THEY WERE WORKING AND TOO SCARED TO ASK.

Yes! They are run and owned by lunatics.

Oh, yes. I have a stack organized by date that goes back to 2012. And if you have a bunch to use at once, the cashier helps you figure out what combination gets you the best deal, like when the $5 off $15 can be grouped and when to use a 20% for individual items. Most of them are wicked fast at doing the math for you.

Men deserve to get time off too, when their wife is pregnant.

those 20% off coupons never expire AND you can use more than one of those babies at a time

We all know they’re hypocrites but now they’re illegally importing ancient artifacts and are under investigation:

Shame that Hobby Lobby isn’t in the same boat. Who the fuck do they think they’re bullshitting with a throw pillow that’s 80 PERCENT OFF, then you look at the price tag and it was supposedly 85 fucking dollars at some point? Like, who are you trying to kid that this wasn’t a 17 dollar pillow from jump street?