I didn’t think it was a slight. I like the word. I am so non-typical it hurts sometime.

“Neurotypicals.” I finally have a name for that which I am not.

Nonverbal Learning Disorder is a milder condition than Aspergers so I might be borderline neurotypical BUT I would like to say that we nontypical people are the BEST social media posters. i put shit like, “look how big a glob of phlegm I just spit up!” that is the level of honesty people get with me. never a facade of…

Cocaine? That is the hipster thing these days right? I think I read that here. Everyone in Brooklyn eating artisan bread and 64% pure coke. Obviously the cut their lines with the lid of a mason jar but even so.

I’d like to think she through the doll a bunch of times to get the perfect shot, because that’s what I would have done, because I have no idea how to do that stuff. Fishing line makes sense.

Good for her- may this resume lead to gainful employment in our mystical new economy.

Calling into question people’s authenticity on Instagram is the entire point.

God, it’s like every default tinder picture ever.

my guess is fishing line. her work is great! i love it both for its quality and its snark. so good. RIP, girlfriend.

Goth Barbie: Were any of us ever alive?

But nothing woke can stay.

HOW? HOW DID SHE GET THIS SHOT WITH A DOLL?

I see a lot of dummies posting pics of their debit and credit cards, numbers allllll visible, on social media. Sometimes also social security cards.

Yoko Ono IRL Moment: I once asked my bff what her fave color was. First, she said, “Light!” and I asked if she needed me to explain the science behind colors. Ok, ok, she says, “Uhhhmm....glitter!” No, dear, glitter is not a color. “Well, then...” finally she decides, “I like rainbow!”

...sigh, never mind. Shine on,…

This is me and my husband weekly.

I kind of feel Yoko has earned the right to be weird on Twitter, though, while Shia hasn’t even earned the right to be weird on earth, really.

HAHa!

Airport screening must be so awkward for people with back-of-the-hand fetishes.

I feel like Kirstie Alley is trying really hard to let us know that she totally hasn’t heard a single negative thing about her religion this week.