Anyone else worried that he may have been sucked into the fuzzy vortex on his left?

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but I really feel like this confirms all our worst fears. Something incredibly bad must have happened to make a cornerback miss a chance to play against Eli Manning.

Shhhhh, shh, little soccer. Go to sleep until next World Cup.

Huh. I didn't realize that his problem with buttons was so literal.

Gotta be happy for Lebron and Cleveland, but especially for Windhorst, who now is back in Ohio where those of his stature and BMI roam free and are accepted with (very) wide-open arms.

This is grade-A trolling

eat my turds you fucking garbage person

From the tweet: "who knew Ralph Fiennes could be this damn funny?"

A missing ring in Russia? What a shocker.

Haha, that was great. Here's another hilarious NFL-themed bad lip reading I heard about:

This is more about Bill Simmons than Bill Simmons piece was about Bill Simmons

Are they sure Mrs. Phelps doesn't own the Browns also?

Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

I liked Bob's Burgers homage/tribute/reference more.

I had no idea that Carl Sagan played in the ABA!

This kind of pretending not to tell everyone how principled you are so that everyone fawns over how principled you are will play so well at PSU.

But that's not why the Chiefs lost. The offense could not possibly have been the problem. The Jamaal Charles' injury could not possibly have been the problem. The problem? LOSING A TWENTY EIGHT POINT FUCKING LEAD. A defense leakier than your daughter at prom night in the second quarter. A defense so bipolar it makes…

This isn't surprising; anyone who read the SI report knows that Oklahoma State football layers really like to bang!