Throw sails 15 yards over Dan Patricks head, hits Mike and Mike in the back of the head.

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If he could throw it that well he'd be playing in the NFL.

Jon Gruden and his Lombardi trophy would like a word with you.

[insert pun concerning the USPS and DHL]

So sorry to make fun of a guy whose face I didn't see on the Internet, because you wanted to protect his privacy but not the guy trying to have dinner with his young child at a nice restaurant. Fuck you.

I'm so glad we're protecting the privacy of the douche in the green shirt.

Great list but I do have one minor quibble with Norman Reedus' entry. Michael Rooker was only in one episode of TWD in the first season and Reedus wasn't even in that episode. Merle pretty much only existed in the series as a way to introduce Daryl, a far more prominent character. Reedus never played second fiddle to…

What a coincidence, your wife and I had sex twice this year too!

Wow, there people are crazy. The only legitimate reason to try to kill a football player is to impress Arian Foster.

The Taking Of Beltran 123.

I voted "No". The Butt-fumble is not inherently Deadspin. Look at the rest of the DHoF, they are for the most parts stories that originated here or were taken to absurd heights by this site and its commenters. The Butt-fumble while funny and truly Jet-ian in its absurdity ran on ESPN for months before finally being…

Sorry, but nothing so relentlessly hyped by ESPN should be honored by this site.

Exactly which faces were crazy? You can't will this into being true.

Tied with Michael Strahan

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"it’s been used as a prison for Confederate soldiers, a workhouse for the poor, and a Nike missile base during the Cold War."

Stick to spurts!1!!