Looks like he's been an artist since his Sonics days - I love all of these commercials, but this one might be the best.

The Wire Season 3 starts at noon on HBO Signature and is the best thing on today.

I can see through you, see your true colors and inside your ugly, as ugly as his national anthem attempt.

cmon, give him a break. he knows the words but, its been a while.

He's so far away from what a World Series anthem singer should be.

How am I going to explain this to my seven-year-old?

What? No 'Get Off'? No 'If I Was Your Girlfriend'? Do you actually like Prince?

I assume that "I Wanna Be Your Lover" is actually guaranteed to "elicit" smiles. But "Illicit Smiles" would be a great name for a Prince song.

Have you ever heard Darling Nikki?

No "Black Sweat." smdh

Why is he shoving his heterosexual lifestyle down my throat by proposing on the field? I knew these types of players would cause "distractions" for the game of football.

"I'm glad he went to me first"

So the graphics team is also well versed in risk analysis? I love this. Good eye! +1

"You know what CANT be beat, Eric? The two-for$20 specials at Applebees, I throw the Mrs in the car and we make a night out of it."

I'm sure his contract with Cracker Barrel is the reason.

*scared Hasidic Jimmy Fallon

Oh, like you wouldn't jump at the first opportunity to bro it up with Hipster Jon Stewart if he sat down next to you.

The crab stealing QB plays for Florida State not Florida.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

His T-Shirt appears to say "Expand."