Tony Stewart killed a guy with his car.

The Life Aquatic is Will Leitch’s least-favorite Wes Anderson movie.

I enjoy reading Clickhole, too.

You beat me to it. Is Jinkies there, too?

Looks like he got a lot of use out of that art set:

The day Masai Ujiri left for Toronto was the beginning of the end. Unfortunately for Nuggets fans, the end doesn't seem to have an end of its own.

It's actually just an episode of "Spartacus," I bet.

Has anyone noticed the dude in the bottom right corner of the screen far in the background, holding up signs and blasting a container of confetti? (2:30 mark to about 2:38)

Any relation to Tarzan Boy, or are they saving that for the Baltimore game?

So is this a joke, or did Deadspin actually get scooped on this (a joke, too, but not nearly as funny)?

Michael Shannon is indeed one of the best English-speaking actors working today, and he remains the only reason to watch that nightmare of a film. I suppose watching it at home and not in an auditorium full of two-wheelin' bros might help the situation, too.

What sort of insurance does Gawker Media have? Because not disavowing someone of watching the tremendous garbage-fire of a movie that "Premium Rush" is ought to open you up to some sort of liability.

I'll still never figure out how Mike Golic managed to do this "Brady Hoke" performance art piece while still doing a shitty radio show five mornings a week.

Guessing this isn't the first time Jameis has gone ahead and done something after being told, "No" — pending a much-delayed FSU disciplinary hearing.

I fixed your headline typo: 'Dan Gilbert is a cunt.'

If you graphed the best anthem singers in World Series history on a dart board, with the best ones near the bullseye, he'd be on the outside.

Weird for a Royals fan to be sticking their neck out for the Cards.

You missed the point of my comment, which was intended specifically to bring attention to the fact that sports needn't even factor into the equation when you're going to talk about problems within the criminal justice system. Yes, this case certainly appears to bear hallmarks of the issues with powerful people and…

What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were told that the entire justice system is bad at handling domestic violence cases, especially for affluent white males, regardless of their affiliation with professional sports? Would that do anything for you?