What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were told that the entire justice system is bad at handling domestic violence cases, especially for affluent white males, regardless of their affiliation with professional sports? Would that do anything for you?

No "Black Sweat." smdh

Coach Christopher Nolan was visibly upset after the display, noting it should have cut to credits before Brown fell over.

Is Chris Hayes working this weekend? I need him or someone of tantamount nerdiness to point out the lit cigar inside the locker room was likely a violation of anti-smoking laws.

Sometimes I miss Phil Hartman, but then I remember we have Keith Olbermann, a Hartman character in the flesh if there ever was.

What's even more shocking is she's actually half-black, half-Latino, according to her Twitter profile.

When did Sade get her own charitable foundation?

Notice how there's no Applebee's logo visible while Mike talks his utter nonsense.

RFU - Tonight's Team, Occupations:
Vladimir Putin - Ukraine

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I still have no clue what Hasidic Jimmy Fallon is doing here, but I'm glad nonetheless.

Welcome to the Internet, mate. It may not be for you.

Has anyone mentioned that Kaep rolls with Hasidic Jimmy Fallon?

What does this mean for Michael Beasley?

All sports are business. Having the USMNT be there in the first place elevates the profile of soccer in America, which — first and foremost — is a business: MLS, club teams, etc. More visibility, more fans, more sales.

Do you honestly believe that the players on the pitch were concerned with "defeatism" while they…

I'm sure this had everything to do with the USMNT not being able to defeat Portugal, Germany and Belgium.

So after all the talk about Klinni being "un-American" by being realistic about the USMNT's chances before the group stage started, can we now fully embrace him as an oorah-in' man in search of 'Murican-exceptionalism?

That figure would undoubtedly double if they had to play the Rockies at Coors Field, given the thousands of miles between the ballpark and Denver International Airport.

Scientists have posited that if there were ever an E-40 concert where someone didn't get shot, it could open an Einstein-Rosen bridge.