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I hear so much about how our culture teaches young women that they’re not supposed to enjoy sex. But I’ve never seen that cultural narrative in my life.

I can’t believe I had to scroll down so far for the Thunderbirds.

aww. I thought she liked my writing.

Hey I’m a man and I live in a girl’s world and I love it. I live in estrogen house with my wife and daughters. Everything is brighter than the boy houses. There’s giggling every night and it’s all rainbows and sparkles all day. I’m even getting used to the weird unicorn anime.

Agreed but asshole does not equal pervert. Also aren’t the writers the ones who stole her bit? Why is he solely responsible.

Hey i got one too. I thought she just dug me. Butts dig me.

No it’s cool. The jokes are still valid. This is true of Cosby too.

Exactly, physics. I used them to teach my 8 and 11 year olds about the right hand rule and centripetal force.

I don’t see a line of accusers so I don’t believe the rumors, especially from Tig, who has a personal problem with CK for some reason. Also this story really drives clicks, which could be the reason it’s still around.

Jesus I’m 50. I don’t know how long I can keep that up. But OK. Would you mind breaking the news to my wife? She won’t believe it if it comes from me.

Where do you even go to get a Nazi uniform? Is there like an SS dress barn or something? Do they make black and red arm bands for some other purpose? Plus aren’t a lot of tailors Jewish? The challenges seem insurmountable.

Check. I’ll only eat iced cream after 80. I’ll have the morphine flavored.

I read this book a zillion years ago but I remember thinking the clown had something to do with this. Say what you want about Steven King. He produces a deeply creepy feeling with his writing. There’s no way I’m reading his stuff ever again. I like sleeping. This book haunted my nightmares for years. I worked the…

I’d do it. But I’d have an orgy and do the French and Spanish flags at the same time. Woot!

Met 1986 married in 1992. The day I married her was the best day of my life. Every day is better than the last one so every day is the best day of my life.

I mean, I want to have sex with lots of women who would be terrible mothers. It’s natural selection I suppose. When your reptile brain goes yum what’re you going to do. All of pornography is based on this fact.

Wait, goddammit I just I hit publish and it struck me. Wandering in the desert and meeting the devil. Duh.

Hmmmm. I’m going to guess a John the Baptist figure in the background who seems to know the whole prophecy before everyone else?

I try to mimic the best traits of my 4 favorite father figures: Gandalf the Grey, Obi-wan Kenobi, Morpheus from the matrix and Jesus Christ (but the good, water into wine, love your neighbor Jesus. Not the Joel Osteen Jesus. or the fire and brimstone Jesus.)