NPR? Dude you’ll fall asleep and crash. What if Terry Gross comes on? God help you, what about Diane Rehm? She’s a snooze fest on coffee.

How much of this behaviour was from untreated postpartum depression. That shit can fuck you up, especially if you’re tiny. The hormones can drown you. Couple that with having to act the opposite and you can see it’d be a difficult task for wonder woman. What chance does a mortal have.

C’mon, the magician knows how the trick is done. Believing is for the rubes. He just cleans up better than the snake handlers and the healers.

Me neither. I’m a dude, played dungeons and dragons as a kid, and love sexy half naked chicks but I don’t get it. Maybe it’s the rapeiness. Maybe I’ve seen it all before. It does nothing for me.

If God was involved there’d be a Kracken.

Oh now see. You made me feel better. Thanks. I though nap day was going to be ruined.

Wild turkeys are the closest I’ll ever come to seeing a dinosaur.

I know what you’re saying but I’d give a million dollars to be so unselfconscious I’d be able to eat on a scale. I can’t even weigh in if I’ve had a big desert.

They should add alcohol to the list of things you can’t have firearms if you use. That’d be the real killer.

Hopefully at the same time.

OK I know I said this with Cosby but why would you do this? I lose my boner just thinking about it. Is it some kind of power thing? Is he trying to intimidate them? I don’t get how it’s sexual.

Ya but Lynch is just a name. You know, Like Shoemaker, or Mason, or Miller, or... You know what? I think that’s somehow worse.

I blame Texas. What do you expect in the land of the dumb dumbs. They were probably scared they were really going to summon Satan. Bunch of religious fanatics.

Well, we used to fund universities to do real research and produce real cures, like for Polio. You’ve just been tricked into thinking that way by people that make a ton of money on boner pills. They know the money’s not in the cure. The money’s in the medicine. Like Lipitor for instance.

Ecstasy? Sure. Probably mostly meth and broken promises.

I always though he was in a glass case where you could see the corpse preserved for eternity like that Pope. Maybe some smart aleck kid told me and I just assumed it was true over the years.

May I suggest a civil engineer’s uniform: Blue or white oxford shirt with button collar no tie. Tan, ill fitting pants boat shoes or boots. A white hard hat in the back window helps too. Civil engineers have to go everywhere. A jaunty: “Sorry officer, just here to check the sewers. Have you noticed any odd smells?”…

Fuck Marky mark.

Right on.

Barack and Michelle? Washington and Jefferson to stick it to Trump? Trump’s head on a giant baby’s body?