Me neither. I’m a dude, played dungeons and dragons as a kid, and love sexy half naked chicks but I don’t get it. Maybe it’s the rapeiness. Maybe I’ve seen it all before. It does nothing for me.

Oh now see. You made me feel better. Thanks. I though nap day was going to be ruined.

Wild turkeys are the closest I’ll ever come to seeing a dinosaur.

I know what you’re saying but I’d give a million dollars to be so unselfconscious I’d be able to eat on a scale. I can’t even weigh in if I’ve had a big desert.

Hopefully at the same time.

OK I know I said this with Cosby but why would you do this? I lose my boner just thinking about it. Is it some kind of power thing? Is he trying to intimidate them? I don’t get how it’s sexual.

Ya but Lynch is just a name. You know, Like Shoemaker, or Mason, or Miller, or... You know what? I think that’s somehow worse.

I blame Texas. What do you expect in the land of the dumb dumbs. They were probably scared they were really going to summon Satan. Bunch of religious fanatics.

Ecstasy? Sure. Probably mostly meth and broken promises.

I always though he was in a glass case where you could see the corpse preserved for eternity like that Pope. Maybe some smart aleck kid told me and I just assumed it was true over the years.

May I suggest a civil engineer’s uniform: Blue or white oxford shirt with button collar no tie. Tan, ill fitting pants boat shoes or boots. A white hard hat in the back window helps too. Civil engineers have to go everywhere. A jaunty: “Sorry officer, just here to check the sewers. Have you noticed any odd smells?”…

Fuck Marky mark.

Right on.

Barack and Michelle? Washington and Jefferson to stick it to Trump? Trump’s head on a giant baby’s body?

VAGINA!

These drones can’t include guns, for weight issues, guns (and especially bullets) are heavy. They’re only good for cameras. We just have to make sure the footage gets saved somewhere.

Agreed, but like those Baltimore cops planting evidence found out the cameras can betray them. This could take the off button away from the cop on the street and push it up the chain where there are more eyeballs. I’m a fan of monitoring the police, criticizing bad behavior and prosecuting all crimes.

Counterpoint, they could monitor the police. More video drives more honesty.

Hey you don’t have a magic amulet do you?

Went to the Warhol museum in Pittsburg and it blew my mind. The top floor is all crazy clothes. It’s like walking inside a Tim Burton movie. There’s a room projecting a movie of two people kissing on a giant wall where the genders of the people change and become fluid. There’s a “cloud room” where neutral buoyancy…