That pays off at like 100:1 Good luck. They’d probably cheat you and call it a suicide instead. We’d all know though.

Well if Nixon is any guide (and at this point he’s probably the only guide) Spiro Agnew went down too on separate corruption charges. That’s how we got consensus pick Gerald Ford. I think Pence will be severely hobbled by the scandal and have to submit. Especially around the mid terms.

Good point. He’ll never make 90 though. Hopefully he’ll live long enough to see prison from the inside.  

Ha. I already have a bet with a friend he won’t last to a second term. This is a great bet because there’s so many ways to pay off. Impeachment, resignation, cabinet removes him, coke fueled heart attack, hell Melania could even get fed up with him and murder him. Doesn’t matter, they all pay off.

I’m not making excuses. If you want him to go away your outrage is counter productive. He loves it. He’s been doing it for years. Ridicule, or even better irrelevance is the only cure. Not liking this answer doesn’t make it not so

Racists won’t stop being racists because we aren’t cool with it. I wish it were so. Driving it underground as you say only produces Trumps.

You can’t shout down comedians. They have a microphone. You can’t shame them. They don’t have any. Your reaction guarentees comedians will continue to say it for the same reason they tell rape jokes and 9/11 jokes. Screaming won’t help. Not liking this answer doesn’t make it not so.  

I agree that is awful. If I could find a way to stop that guy from saying it I would, but there’s no cure for racism that he would take, even if I forced it down his throat. People that use that word as a weapon would hate you and want to cause you harm even if they were mute.

Counterpoint: It’s just a word. He didn’t mean it to belittle or diminish anyone. It wasn’t meant aggressively, not towards the senator, or to any black person. Not that I would ever use that word, it’s the only swear I can’t use, but as George Carlin taught us it only has power over us if we let it.

If you’re looking for that sort of thing I’d recommend Salvia Divinorum. You will completely dissolve into the hallucinations of your subconscious. It should not be undertaken lightly. My trip lasted 5 minutes but it felt like hours went by. It was like walking into a Beatles album and melting.

I knew a guy who got spores in the mail and grew his own. He was a brainy guy. I wouldn’t attempt it myself. They’re extra gross to eat fresh. At least when they’re dry I can choke them down but when they’re all chewy and moist. Yuck.

This is a fantastic joke with not enough stars.

I have always wondered about that. I assume she wears knee pads and gloves though. Maybe a hat? But would you want your probably immaculately groomed doodles out there for any insect to climb on? That sounds awful.

I kind of agree with you but to a degree. I’d be willing to sell out my values but I’d need to get something big in return. I don’t know how to put price on that when it comes to trade deals, but I’d kill babies if I could deactivate every nuclear weapon in the world.

To be fair if Lincoln was a real estate speculator instead of wasting his time teaching himself to be a lawyer he could have saved so many lives by avoiding civil war. Sad.  

Well if to be fair if he’s an actual doctor from Texas he’s probably more of a dentist or a barber armed with whiskey and Laudanum.  

What? Tennessee not good enough for you?

I read this book in the early 90s and I’ll tell you what I think. I scoffed at it back then, before the Christians came. It’s a whole lot more believable nowadays. I just assumed everyone saw through their bullshit.

Never underestimate the perversion of a sexually repressed man. Well anyone, I guess, but mostly men.