I think technically he needs cocaine. The rally thing is just something he does while high on cocaine. Like how I smoke weed and listen to jazz.

Eventually no one is going to show up, or the people that do will start to heckle him. I can’t wait for that.

Is coffee milk OK?

Worst sickness of my life. Caught it from a weaponized kindergartener.  

I dig all those comics. I’ve been listening to Pandora’s female stand up channel and it is outstanding. I’d add Jen Kirkman, Racheal Feinstein and Natasha Leggero.

The most dangerous drugs you can do are the legal ones. Alcohol coffee and cigarettes. They’re located everywhere under giant neon signs. You can’t even hide from them at home because of adds on the TV. They all kill specific organs: liver, stomach and lungs. It’s the American way.

I’ve always wondered about that.

Weird. You’d think a concert for men would contain Rush somewhere.

He’s not TeeTotal about cocaine.

I just told my 11 year old. The three most dangerous drugs are the three legal ones. Nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine. At least if you’re addicted to smack you can move somewhere where there’s no smack. But every gas station in the middle of the woods or the desert or the misty mountains has cigarettes, beer and red…

It’s an expression of gay porn.

I mean, Carrie Fisher died of nicotine, drug she was still using. She loved that drug and she certainly did it more of it than smack or LSD.

Take it from someone who remembers Richard Nixon. This is going to play out over months and when it’s done it will have destroyed the biggest asshole the country has known in 100 years. Somewhere deep in the inner circle of hell, Tricky Dick is smiling. The name Trump will become synonymous with the destruction of the…

I think we have a lot in common. I believe in God but don’t believe in any human who says they know what he wants. God may be great but religion is for suckers. 

It’s kind of uplifting actually.

I swear it’s the implied threat they like. Carlos is OK, as long as he stays in line, but if he steps outside the box I’ve set for him, well, it’s back to Mexico, fuck him.

It’s the south and he was staying up for long periods. My guess is Meth.

Donald?

How are all these coked up old guys still alive. James Woods, Quentin Tarantino, all the surviving rockstars from the 80s. Donald Trump! I thought cocaine was supped to lead to heart attacks. Shouldn’t these guys be dropping like flies?

Love your name. I lost my virginity at 13 to a woman who was 26 on the other side of the block. I’m 50 this year and I can remember everything about her. I’m not sure exactly who’s the criminal here. She dumped me and had my friend too. I feel so lucky because she taught me what to do when I finally got a girl my…