I bet whoever bought it bought it to have sex with it. In that way they could assume some of the Fuhrer’s evil powers. Wait and see. This is going to turn up in an emergency room jammed up some blond kid’s ass. Where there’s Nazi, weird sex is sure to follow.

Wait you mean Bannon right? Trump prefers the Russian version.

Not me man. The last thing I want everyone to see is my tiny peen on the nightly news. Clearly, I’m no black man. They say the camera adds 5 pounds but it won’t do shit for length.     

Pence is not a bad person. He’s probably not even a bad guy. He’s just deeply stupid and wrong in a superstitious way. Trump is a bad person who is deeply rotten to the core. If you’re going to engage, probably Pence is your best bet.

Let it slide? We reject it for the garbage that it is. What’re we supposed to do? Punch him? All we can do is speak up against it.

OK. Point taken, but after a hundred years of success making women healthier, happier and thrive you can’t dispute the good that’s come out of it. The positive impact overwhelms the ancient but offensive rational.

My kids used to watch it constantly. I’ve heard all the songs just not in the right order.

I know full grown women who break into tears when they hear the songs from this movie and I just don’t get it. I haven’t really watched it except in the background though. Weird. It’s like the female version of Star Wars.

Came here to star this.

Right. It does it’s work on the joints. Boner gout probably.  

Right, but those old dudes have a bunch of other factors built in. They’re richer, fatter, Douche-ier. I’m convinced it’s old dudes doing coke, or some similar thing. Too much caviar maybe.

The first 2 1/2 minutes would be the worst.

Oh my balls, taint, and cock are super vinegary, especially after 50. I have to remove the hair down there and wash like crazy. I like to apply bag balm for chaffing. Luckily my wife took a vow to love me through freshness and funk. I bet she regrets me tossing that into our vows 25 years ago. Nobody smells fresher…

This irritates me so much. We PAY the police to face danger. It’s not $100,000/year to direct traffic dumbass. If you don’t like the danger you can be a flag man for minimum wage. They don’t need new laws to protect them. If they want protection they can just quit.

Judge not lest ye be judged sayith the Lord.

It shows.

Dicks?

Years ago I had a boss and he always said he believed in over tipping. I totally agree. Waiting tables is hard. People are assholes for no reason. Over tip if you can! Shoot for 30% or better! At the very least you’ll make a tired person’s day.

I was going to sugest oral sex but whatever you think is best.

Every 100 years or so the racists/xenophobes wake up, look around and get scared. Usually it comes with a fear of technology, like in the industrial revolution.   It’s a stupid, counterproductive impulse, but it’s a human one. The majority middle is pretty sane, after all. Then it goes back to a simmer with the die…