He’s not TeeTotal about cocaine.

I just told my 11 year old. The three most dangerous drugs are the three legal ones. Nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine. At least if you’re addicted to smack you can move somewhere where there’s no smack. But every gas station in the middle of the woods or the desert or the misty mountains has cigarettes, beer and red…

It’s an expression of gay porn.

I mean, Carrie Fisher died of nicotine, drug she was still using. She loved that drug and she certainly did it more of it than smack or LSD.

Take it from someone who remembers Richard Nixon. This is going to play out over months and when it’s done it will have destroyed the biggest asshole the country has known in 100 years. Somewhere deep in the inner circle of hell, Tricky Dick is smiling. The name Trump will become synonymous with the destruction of the…

I think we have a lot in common. I believe in God but don’t believe in any human who says they know what he wants. God may be great but religion is for suckers. 

It’s kind of uplifting actually.

I swear it’s the implied threat they like. Carlos is OK, as long as he stays in line, but if he steps outside the box I’ve set for him, well, it’s back to Mexico, fuck him.

It’s the south and he was staying up for long periods. My guess is Meth.

Donald?

How are all these coked up old guys still alive. James Woods, Quentin Tarantino, all the surviving rockstars from the 80s. Donald Trump! I thought cocaine was supped to lead to heart attacks. Shouldn’t these guys be dropping like flies?

Love your name. I lost my virginity at 13 to a woman who was 26 on the other side of the block. I’m 50 this year and I can remember everything about her. I’m not sure exactly who’s the criminal here. She dumped me and had my friend too. I feel so lucky because she taught me what to do when I finally got a girl my…

I bet whoever bought it bought it to have sex with it. In that way they could assume some of the Fuhrer’s evil powers. Wait and see. This is going to turn up in an emergency room jammed up some blond kid’s ass. Where there’s Nazi, weird sex is sure to follow.

Wait you mean Bannon right? Trump prefers the Russian version.

Not me man. The last thing I want everyone to see is my tiny peen on the nightly news. Clearly, I’m no black man. They say the camera adds 5 pounds but it won’t do shit for length.     

Pence is not a bad person. He’s probably not even a bad guy. He’s just deeply stupid and wrong in a superstitious way. Trump is a bad person who is deeply rotten to the core. If you’re going to engage, probably Pence is your best bet.

Let it slide? We reject it for the garbage that it is. What’re we supposed to do? Punch him? All we can do is speak up against it.

OK. Point taken, but after a hundred years of success making women healthier, happier and thrive you can’t dispute the good that’s come out of it. The positive impact overwhelms the ancient but offensive rational.

My kids used to watch it constantly. I’ve heard all the songs just not in the right order.

I know full grown women who break into tears when they hear the songs from this movie and I just don’t get it. I haven’t really watched it except in the background though. Weird. It’s like the female version of Star Wars.