Came here to star this.

Right. It does it’s work on the joints. Boner gout probably.  

Right, but those old dudes have a bunch of other factors built in. They’re richer, fatter, Douche-ier. I’m convinced it’s old dudes doing coke, or some similar thing. Too much caviar maybe.

The first 2 1/2 minutes would be the worst.

Oh my balls, taint, and cock are super vinegary, especially after 50. I have to remove the hair down there and wash like crazy. I like to apply bag balm for chaffing. Luckily my wife took a vow to love me through freshness and funk. I bet she regrets me tossing that into our vows 25 years ago. Nobody smells fresher…

This irritates me so much. We PAY the police to face danger. It’s not $100,000/year to direct traffic dumbass. If you don’t like the danger you can be a flag man for minimum wage. They don’t need new laws to protect them. If they want protection they can just quit.

Judge not lest ye be judged sayith the Lord.

It shows.

Dicks?

Years ago I had a boss and he always said he believed in over tipping. I totally agree. Waiting tables is hard. People are assholes for no reason. Over tip if you can! Shoot for 30% or better! At the very least you’ll make a tired person’s day.

I was going to sugest oral sex but whatever you think is best.

Every 100 years or so the racists/xenophobes wake up, look around and get scared. Usually it comes with a fear of technology, like in the industrial revolution.   It’s a stupid, counterproductive impulse, but it’s a human one. The majority middle is pretty sane, after all. Then it goes back to a simmer with the die…

I’m on board except for Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She’s great at interpreting what funny writers write, but she’s a notch below a Tina Fey (for instance) who is a writer too. Good Lord her charisma though, it’s way better than being pure funny. It’s like a kind of super power.    

I like how you ended that one on a joke.

Right, but if you weaken a seam but don’t break it, and it never gets caught in a pressure test and it blows before it’s design life is up. This is right next to a river. Better safe than sorry.

That may not be a great idea. You wouldn’t want to cause an oil spill. Construction equipment, on the other hand, is likely insured.

This stuff is way more potent than eclipse or autocrat. It takes less syrup to do the job and it has a more of a coffee punch. I had to stop drinking it. It’s way too good.

This stuff is way more potent than eclipse or autocrat. It takes less syrup to do the job and it has a more of a…

Seriously. He gets paid to throw a ball. Why do you care about his opinions on politics? Do you care what Henry Kissinger thinks about the proper execution of a screen pass? It makes about as much sense as reading George Will’s book about baseball. Spoiler: he made it seem even more boring.  

Well when Obama OK’ed the raid to kill Osama he didn’t just sigh off. he made adjustments. He added a helicopter. Plus Trump is a moron because he doesn’t understand the risks so he can’t adjust.  

Right. We just outnumber them here, which is something, but that guy needs an ass kicking. Noted. If I see him he gets a punch.