Goddam I envy you. My 11(!) year old just got her period. My wife is enjoying the change of life. I feel like I live inside a tropical storm that could at any minute be upgraded by the coast guard into a hurricane.

People in the 40s were racists no doubt but they were not assholes. These are guys nuclear level 20 megaton dickish. It drives me wild. Why do you have to be a dick about it? Especially when you won and you’re in the drivers seat.

Well, I’m deeply happy for the first time in a while. Even if that isn’t a Grateful Dead reference that’s the way I heard it. There’s still good in the world. I forgot during the Obama administration because of the screaming racist blowhard Nazis at/and fox news. There it is though. In the strangest of places.  

Ha. My now 11 year old’s first word other than mumma and dada was Obama. It was the perfect starter word. Sigh.  

Coke and Viagra fueled heart attack.

I just got the stomach flu Wednesday and spend the whole day barfing and nauseous. Now I can’t tell if I’m getting better because that sinking feeling in my gut could be inaugural nausea.

The right to any medical procedure you choose for yourself? Don’t forget anti choice people have God on their side and they don’t care that you don’t believe. They don’t care if you are raped or if the pregnancy will kill you. In that case it’s a wash and they side with the fetus. That last one is clearly a right to…

I sense pessimism in you and I love your screen name so I will say this. There’s a cycle in life. Right now that cycle is way down. The zen master rejoices at the lowest ebb, because there’s no where to go but up.

He’s afraid the Russians might try to poison him I bet. His puppet master is angry he’s been exposed. That’s how the KGB deals with loose ends.

Not to mention a bigot and a loser.

Wait I have Deval Patrick’s phone number around here somewhere. Maybe he’d like to be president? He was a great Governor. Is he at Harvard now?  He’s young and charismatic.    

I’ve never been to jail but I’m pretty sure it’s fucking full of racists. I used to watch Oz on HBO, so I know. I can see how you’d think racism is a crime.

Except that yet again Trump has to be a dick about it.

Ya no shit that’s a hit. Mine was ten years ago, things were cheaper. Since then I’ve bought a new roof, washing machine, bulkhead door, bathroom including sink tub and toilet. All just to get back to normal. Winters make me so nervous. That’s when shit breaks. Good luck. We’re going to need it.

Gas boiler for heat. $1200 just to get back to normal.

There’s a sucker born every minute.

Good luck man. Stay safe.

Jesus Alabama? What’d you lose a bet? I have a gay friend from there and he g0t the hell out as soon as he was able.

Ha Judgemental people are funny. I went to a wedding in the south with my very pregnant wife. I have a great pic of her holding my beer with her arm around the priest. Anytime anyone comments we all blurt out laughing. Now that we’re experienced parents we’ve seen dozens of healthy children pop out of fucked up moms.…

That’s the rated G version compared to the uncensored porno on Itunes. Of course that gets you the extra gore as well.