Everything about pregnancy is scary. Especially the first one. It’s like that feeling you get when you’re in the last car of the roller coaster and the first car has already gone over the crest. That oh fuck we’re really going over feeling in the pit of your stomach. It’s like that for months.

Eye roll. I don’t agree with everything Washington did (in the whiskey rebellion for instance). I don’t agree with what Lincoln did suspending habeous corpus either. If you lived in 1860 you’d have voted for the ideologically pure Salmon Chase right? Does that sound right in retrospect? Pure candidates are well…

That seems like a reach.

It could be if we all do it together. <eye roll>

Wow, that is great. I’ve always hated Streisand, my Mom listened to her all the time, but it was all ballads. Drove me crazy. I finally get it. I wish she was alive to see it. I will now go dine on crow.

I assume they’re scared. Nobody knows what this guy is capable of better than his co workers. Isn’t that how all bad cops get by in the system? Stone cold intimidation?

Oh go fuck yourself. Goddam prude.

Great. Now I have a boner.

Oh horseshit. Bill Clinton doesn’t need to rape anyone. Panties drop when he walks into a room. Women throw themselves at him, probably since college. Probably those women were ready to hurt him when he didn’t leave his wife or drop everything to be with them.

Those people are so lucky. I just want everybody to leave me alone and then call the police to make me a nice plate of pasta. Jesus it sounds like fucking paradise.

No the problem with libertarians is they have no sense of social justice. They don’t believing in transferring wealth from the fortunate to the unfortunate. They themselves were born fortunate of course. I mean, you never meet a poor libertarian, but you meet dozens of them who come from money, like the Koch brothers.…

Right? Well done on that Jupiter thing. It’s almost as much of an achievement as this COTD.

Your kidding right? You can’t control what other adults say. If you correct the wrong guy’s speech in the wrong way you may just get a punch. This is in Boston remember. Sorry you’re offended but I’m not taking a punch for your moral righteousness.

I don’t know. I call a lot of men dicks.

I always thought they were paid in pussy. Isn’t that what that old Susan Sarandon movie was about? They get paid money? Plus the per diem?

Oh now I get it. You’re a Trump supporter. That explains your Hillary hatred.

The thing I’m pointing out is your list is irrelevant. Every list like it is irrelevant. It’s dangerous and wrong to look at politics this way. I made the mistake of voting for Ralf Nader because he was squeaky clean. So did a lot of people. Look where that got us.

You can’t vote for Elizabeth Warren. She’s my senator and you can’t have her. Jill Stein can’t be president and you know it. Maybe your only criteria is record but a whole lot of rubes base their votes on charisma. Jill has none. Even Bernie has more charisma and he’s a curb your enthusiasm character who wrote essays…

Wow you really have a lot of reasons to hate her. But probably you have a lot of reasons to hate any politician right? It’s easy to make up the same sort of list for Trump or even Bernie. But they aren’t women so it’s no point making lists about them right? I mean, you didn’t google that stuff; That was all off the…

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