Right. That’s a scam. If you think you’re boss is your friend you’ll find out at the worst possible time that his only friend is embedded in the realities of the market. In the mean time you’ll cut your boss buddy some slack when he asks unfair things of you, like working without pay or long hours.

You fry the pickles right?

It’s the plot of the latest dear prudence over on Slate. I knew it was fake the second I read it. But I still gobbled it up. I will never understand why I love that column so much.

That lady is not an escort and you are an asshole. Don’t be an asshole. Is that so hard?

My mom said I was born with hair over my whole body more or less but it all fell out and became fuzz right away. It’s apparently not uncommon in some Italian families. I’m glad they didn’t freak out. I would have demanded science take the werewolf baby away. Maybe they were exaggerating it. But I’m pretty hairy now…

Harvard is Gryffindor, Princeton is Hufflepuff, Cornell is Ravenclaw.

Yale is the Slytherin of Ivy league schools, so maybe he was practicing the dark arts?

Boy Hitler was a person. Bunker Hitler watching his armies crushed on the Russian front while wailing in impotent rage about no surrender, no retreat? That guy was a monster. Meth made him that way. Super potent pharmacy grade Nazi meth.

Meth comes in a sauce now?

Point taken, but it was Hillary who blew health care the last time and we had to wait ten years for Obama to get that much closer. Maybe the boundry of the possible is closer for Hillary than it is for Bernie. I don’t think there’s a person alive who is hated more by republicans than Hillary, and that includes Bill.…

64?

Nope, he’ll be dead before he suffers anything more than an inconvenience over this. There’s only one thing we can do: believe the girl the next time. I mean, at least thoroughly and completely investigate. Give the girl the benefit of the doubt.

Now see, I don’t think that’s true. I think most men are mildly insecure about their dicks because of porn. Unless they somehow have that confidence naturally, which is something you’d need doing porn. I couldn’t do it. But I think if you can it makes it easier to be a rapist. He’s only marketed as sweet for money.…

Whatever you do, stay away from hallucinogens like acid and mushrooms. You are almost guaranteed to have a bad trip.

You’re probably right, but I would have said that same thing eight years ago and Obama made it happen. Hillary is popular, and I will have to vote for her of course, but she’s not a shoe in yet. Plus shes got a lot of enemies gunning for her. Common sense says you’re right. But I have Bernie fever and I can’t stop…

I was an early adopter

Sorry man. You mistake me making a bunch of great points as talking down to you. It was meant to be pursuasive, but I have a feeling nothing will persuade you.

Right, but the Black community hasn’t seen anything yet. A Bernie Sanders presidency means mandatory minimum prison sentence has a chance for reform. Think Scott Walker would be cool with that? It means immigration reform isn’t dead. Think Jeb Bush would be cool with that? It means corporations that prey on poor black…

I used to think that Bernie had no shot too, but Trumpy Trump fixed all that. The republican party is currently being divided. Ask Eric Erickson. Hillary has a great shot but Bernie could win. Why, I just got my Bernie Sanders tee shirt in the mail. It says Join the political revolution today on the back.

Taft was just as athletic as Christy too: