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But see, the students’ pro-life rally was the right KIND of political. Fits their image.

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

That’s all good until you run out of shelf space. I have an entire room with built in floor to ceiling bookcases dedicated to gaming, and it is overflowing.

That’s all good until you run out of shelf space. I have an entire room with built in floor to ceiling bookcases dedi…

Now I just need friends to play my games with....  *sigh*

Now I just need friends to play my games with....  *sigh*

Shouldnt (1) be not at “anyone” in general? You’re okay with them cursing at their friends or siblings?

Actually, in my experience, they hear it from adults, usually the adults that then freak out about a kid using a swear word, before they ever get to school and internet exposures. True story. A childless friend was OUTRAGED that a neighbor kid wrote an expletive in chalk on another neighbor’s sidewalk. She said the…

I have a hard time understanding the “Where did you learn that?!” mentality. They learned it from other kids! From tv and the internet! From overhearing you in the other room! From passing by adults in public spaces! Every kid is going to pick up a bad habit somewhere, no matter how much you try to control for it.

Can we see some pictures of the probe?

Can we see some pictures of the probe?

Well, it’s a new policy, so the only possible explanation is that they heard he had a kid and they wanted to show him that even though he put them on the map, they didn’t want him around any more. It’s so obvious.

I find that about 1.5 units of alcohol helps get the ball rolling. Alcoholism is preferable to comic sans. 

Oh god, be careful. I fear that now that you’ve said this out loud, someone is gonna create a virus that wipes out all fonts EXCEPT for Comic Sans.

Not just “Fuck you” but “Fuck you with a chainsaw.”

You know how I get over writer’s block? By applying my professional motto—”just write the fucking thing”—and remembering Fox’s Second Law of Writing: “The perceived quality of a work is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining until deadline.”

There is no need to profane the craft by bringing Comic Sans…

Modern multi-compressor refrigerators are likely going to be too heavy for this thing.

Modern multi-compressor refrigerators are likely going to be too heavy for this thing.

I still don’t know how we’ve made it this far without a white hat hacker writing a virus that will delete Comic Sans from every machine it touches, but here we are.

Rules? You mean amateur golf actually has rules you need to follow? I always assumed the only rule was 1 beer per hole. 

None of these rules will make much of a difference to regular golfers.

I know some very sincerely (and liberal) Christian people that don’t do Santa AT ALL because it takes away from the real meaning of Christmas, which is Christ was born and that’s important gift. Like their toddlers know that Santa isn’t real.