MyTechnobabble
Mark Schaffner
MyTechnobabble

I think the “think about every person YOU don’t like” answer is about the best you can do when someone asks why another person isn’t in to them. It’s hard to be the person getting rejected, and it’s easy to internalize as a symbol of your worth (or lack thereof), but seriously, how many people would YOU turn down even

Glad I’m not the only one. I’m willing to place a bet that my tendency to procrastinate is due to those factors rather than bringing them into existence. It’s not as if I’m on top of the world and full of energy because I did something immediately rather than just ahead of the deadline.

I will give you a star, soon. Really, in a minute. 

And procrastinators are more likely to feel “low self-confidence, low energy, and depression.”

I didn’t finish the article because the video on how to win over someone’s cat looked more interesting.

I’m going to read this later.

Wtf? Yeah that title is straight up wrong. That title is a recipe for unnecessarily throwing out tons of food. Don't listen to that crazy lady. If your body can't handle 5 day old leftovers, your immune system is shot, and you're washing your hands too much🤙🏽

Disproportionately chocolate dessert? No, chocolate is an unwelcome interloper at Thanksgiving, which is the holiday holding two chocolate-heavy holidays (Halloween and Christmas) apart. The dessert table should ideally be pie-centric with jell-o / whip alternatives.

Ive known about it but I thought it was stupid and unnecessary - for me. anything I want to know about has a tracking number. anything that doesn’t is a bill or junk mail. But now I need to sign up just to keep myself safe. Lame.

I thought I was fiendishly clever when I bought a carving board with a groove after only 50 years of cooking. Sharp! Look at what I’ve got! Of course that little groove holds all of about 1 teaspoon of juices and then it runs across the counter as usual. Once again, Claire has saved the day, and there should be

Carve turkey on sheet pan to eliminate spoiling cutting board

The first game had a storyline?

Hell is other people.

You can lone wolf this game and have some fun with it. I mean, the price is right. 

Why are we always the last ones to ban something that is harmful after Europe?

This is only going to be for select games, so who knows? You might get lucky if they turn the feature on for NMS.

It’s the account thing.

Fortnite finally got too big for them to ignore.

This is what a passive aggressive PR statement looks like.

They caved. It was always a question of when not if.