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Yeeeah, no. Random out-of-context photos taken at the precise moment when someone had their arm outstretched is not the same thing as ending a speech at the RNC by turning towards the image of your Overlord, actually doing the salute, and then awkwardly transition into a wave that you would have just done to begin

...and once again, I see those aborted fetus photos and think, “those don’t look human at all.” Which I think is the opposite of what they want me to think.

That chart makes me miss my old Spirograph.

This dresser has seen been through cross country 3 moves and I have discovered a few things about it:

That stuck out to me too. “My bride” is only an acceptable term to use for like the 48 hour-period around your actual wedding.

“My bride and I believe..”

The part where someone says “you don’t touch Mr, Trump’s penis without a glove” and “after climaxing he pushed them away and berated them for their poor performance” sounds pretty spot on.

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

I’d prefer a trailer that actually focuses on the heroine instead of the wacky sidekick, but that’s a nitpick. This still looks absolutely beautiful. And hey, they’ve got songs by the Hamilton guy! Sold.

Kennedy: Depends on the day. You expect him to have a cheese sandwich, he’s ordering in some Ethiopian. Then the next day he’s eating mayo on toast.

Alito: Hard boiled eggs. The pre-packaged kind. With mayo.

Correct—Rob Marshall is directing. Blunt is Poppins and Miranda is Jack, a lamplighter modeled after Dick Van Dyke’s Bert.

On September 14, 2015, it was reported a new film was in development by Disney. The film will take place 20 years after the first, featuring a standalone narrative based on the remaining seven books in the series.

Thank god, it’s not just me. Really feel like we buried the lede right there.

Yes, I too would like clarification. Please tell me this sentence was inadvertently added.

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.

Who is Rita Ora?

Sorry but Bushes who aren’t descended from Barbara are not canon. It’s like finding some obscure Knowles family member with no blood relation to Tina.

Betcha a hundred bucks that mom is a Hillary supporter. And never buys the right kind of hot pockets like a total bitch.