I recently listened to an interview with Geena Davis. She counts how many women are in the movies (not a lot!), and uses that data to try to show producers they need to put more women onscreen. She talked about all the hit movies she had starred in, and how each time the media would talk about how this movie was a…

If abortions came with a free gun, then maybe Republicans could actually get behind it. I know there’s already a “fetus with a gun” meme, but we should turn that on its head.

I like this idea! But for me it would have to happen every month when I get my period. Actually, a monthly “not having a baby” party seems like an even better idea!

In a low moment, I bitched on Facebook about not getting parties for not hitching my wagon to an abusive loser or getting knocked up with a kid I couldn’t take proper care of. Both my mom and a ridonkulously rich friend asked me what presents I wanted - there were legit going to give me stuff. And other than a house…

Bonus points if the theme is extra money, tequila, or

There has been talk amongst my friend circle about them throwing me a “not having a baby shower” because my friends realized I’ve thrown them all bridal showers, bachelorette parties, and countless baby showers and they haven’t had the chance to reciprocate (because I’m childfree) and they feel bad about that. I’m not…

I’ve always believed that a great gift is something the recipient wants, but a better version than what they would buy for themselves. They have a cup of tea every day; you give them a fine tea selection. They’ve been thinking about new bedsheets; you splurge on a luxury set for them. It makes the gift practical AND…

I can top that, I thought “gender reveal” was referencing someone coming out as trans so I was super confused, staring at the photos and did not understand what this was about at all until getting to the end of the first paragraph. Now I can’t stop laughing at myself. #ChildFree

Now I desperately want aggressively cute and quirky abortion announcements to be the next pinterest trend

Here’s a crazy gender reveal for ya: just give birth!

‘Surprise!’ I yelled. ‘Gender is a kind of imitation for which there is no original; in fact, it is a kind of imitation that produces the very notion of the original as an effect and consequence of the imitation itself!’ Cuteness overload.”

I saw this in a store yesterday. Inexplicably, it's a Kate Spade handbag.

Right, I’d have no problem with that article in a magazine that’s for middle school aged kids.

It isn’t so much body-shaming as totally inappropriate cultural fat-phobic reinforcement at far too tender/impressionable an age. Which may be even more messed up.

I’m trying to imagine the corresponding article in Discovery Boys.

Guys, can you not?

Fuck.

What’s next? Having to hold open our own doors? Pay for our own meals?????

Oh damn it. Good thing I’m in the grays here because it’s basically just a repeat of your comment.

Same. I loved the variety that I could get (Barre, HIIT, Pilates, Yoga —and yeah I know I’m basic) and that I had that cancellation fee hanging over my head at 6:30am when I wanted to hit the snooze button (actually stopped my boyfriend mid-proposal [which I did not yet realize was a proposal] to tell him I had to…