Yeah. Look, I love my kids to the moon and back, but I have to tell you, if they start (or take over) a right wing hate organization, I’m not letting them run it from my garage.

But it’s funny because you’re literally grabbing the clothes off a lady. Get it? HAHAHA so clever, we are all so utterly screwed I want off this ride, please.

He loves her for her brains, not her beauty.

Also she was eleven years old, for god’s sake. No eleven year old should have to “hack it.”

I truly hope she literally haunts them all.

I will sometimes bring up the facebook profiles of the kids who tormented me so I can laugh at their miserable tiny lives, and remember that this is just an extension of how miserable and tiny their lives were back then.

I hope the school administrators, the bullies, and the bullies’ parents live with this guilt until their dying days. Kids think this behavior is ok because someone models it for them.

“But, but, but...it’s not the gun’s fault. If a person wants to kill themselves they’ll find a way to do it.”

Also, fuck you people who espouse that logic.

Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

i’m going into a medically induced coma until next thursday. bye

Those things you thought you learned and were inspired by after reading books like To Kill a Mockingbird or Invisible Man or Black Boy or I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings or A Tree Grows in Brooklyn or Beloved or Remember the Stars or any other book that tackles issues of race and gender and religion? That was…

Anyone who has ever been inspired, educated, enlightened, enraptured, sorrowed, or enraged by a piece of fiction, take note:

The Prestige TV Show Hot Take Economy is extremely bad and dumb, but so is arguing that the way that we talk about and depict our world in fiction is irrelevant and not worth talking about in general. Granted that many people do it in a way that is stupid and wearying - that doesn’t invalidate the broader principle…

Okay, cool. The treatment of women and minorities in fiction is not worth talking about and is never emblematic of larger issues in the real world. Art should never be scrutinized for what it might tell us about the world we live in.

“Fifteen minuets of fame.”

I think carrot cake is too healthy (though I appreciate the orange reference). I think a Trump-cupcake would be more like a stale twinkie covered in a ganache made of melted circus peanuts and excessively studded with those metallic decorating balls.

Basically I’m thinking a half-melted Peep

I’m not sure you understand either the meaning of the word flaw or the purpose of a review.

It's not just our coworkers we're concerned about, but our patients. We deal with an at risk population, many of whom have compromised immune systems. Forcing them to be exposed to an employee who is known to be ill, just to reduce the mathematical odds of spereading to other employees, is unethical.