I’ve got one - “Well, I know a Person A and B that had a $5 lentil wedding and now they’re TOGETHER FOREVER and THE KING AND QUEEN OF LOVE and I know a Person C and D who spent MONEY ON THEIR WEDDING and now they’re DIVORCED and live in HELL.”

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

Her expression...that’s all.

Yeah I was in a hellish prison of being in college and having fun without being saddled with a baby I wasn't ready for at 19. WOE IS ME.

HALP please release me from my prison of guilt and shame (that I am now aware of) D:

#DonaldTrump needs to understand that women who have had#abortions are already in a prison of guilt and shame.

Do tell me, Frank Pavone, how else do women feel about subjects? Can you tell me how I should feel right now reading this article? Help, is this a prison of frustration and disgust?

Seeing some of those article titles really makes me miss Jolie. I think I’ll pick up some white vinegar when I go to the store tomorrow. Not to use. No. Just.. just to have. To hold. To remember...

Seems like it’d be fun to muss his hair. And the accent, of course.

My workplace stocks tampons for us in the bathroom. This guy is better than my older male coworker who stopped by the box of tampon boxes in the storage room and incredulously guffawed, “Ugh. Should I also bring in a box of jock itch cream?!”

They were being chased by local authorities who later noted “it was pretty neck and neck there for a bit”.

Two giraffes? How do you saunter out of a warehouse with two taxidermy giraffes?

Its what I say to my BF after period sex.

I don’t understand why people have positive nostalgia about Full House. The show was terrible and all it was good for was filler until Boy Meets World was on- even then Boy Meets World didn’t get good until they got to Highschool and Eric achieved peak doofus.

Don’t you mean it’s Land’s End Times?

Hootch.

“I felt so cared for, and so respected.”

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

I am convinced that Cowboy is just stalking the press, I have seen him on three different sites and quoted on NPR. I’m actually very worried about him, what will he do after today?

George W Bush who was there to watch his brother crash and burn: