When they shut down Google Reader I made this.

Or he’s trying to make himself look bigger to more imposing predators.

“What I like killing the most is hope”

yes his girlfriend is totally a normal person he met her like last summer when he was on vacation she’s actually a super hot model but she lives in canada right now and she travels a lot so that’s why you’ve like never met her.

I’m dating an FBI agent. I send my nudes to Snowden so they’ll see it. It keeps the fire alive.

suddenly neku atsume got a whole lot filthier

What if they were nudes of my cat, sans collar?

Nothing about me is so great or important that my mother's decisions about her own body should have been overridden just so that I could be born. NOTHING. And I think I'm pretty damn awesome. I don't know what kind of ego people have to have to think they're so important they just HAD to be born, no matter what. …

Right?! My sentiments exactly...

I had nightmares for years about the eyeball soup in that movie. Although, this is the kicker, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT MOVIE IT WAS. I walked into my cousin's living room from the kitchen at a family party at the exact wrong moment.

"Young people are fired up because they are the first generation under threat of being legally aborted,"

Right? I was thinking that if you asked women about pap smears, they wouldn't have "positive top of mind associations" because DUH, but we're not going to go out and ban medical procedures that people need just because they're UNPLEASANT.

Yeah, I'm a "survivor" of abortion like I'm a "survivor" of my parents choosing to have sex on the night I was conceived rather than going to sleep. WHEW. THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. I ALMOST DIDN'T EXIST.

I believe all childbirth should also occur in public, because birth is beautiful but also ladies need to learn that sex leads to consequences.

Seriously, what a fucking nauseating thing to say. I like to think that I am a survivor too— all of those times my parents had non-procreative sex? Any one of those unborn sperms could have been me :-( I am so fortunate.

All abortions should be performed in public, huh? She would have been disappointed in mine. I basically took a pill and had an extremely heavy period and barfed a lot. She could have watched if she wanted, but she probably would have been confused by the lack of you know, anything vaguely resembling an adorable baby.

"Survivors?!" Holy shit - unless your mom actively tried to get an abortion and it didn't take (a la Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) - NOBODY should ever be referred to as a "survivor" of the Roe v. Wade era. Dear lord. No pun intended.

Jesus Christ ("It's hard to beat him. You can't.")