he (erroneously) believes that IUDs work by "stopping a small child from implanting,"

I'm right there with you.

Unsubscribing (#12) is solidly trouncing YouTube Makeup Videos (#5), and Unfriending (#11) is currently losing to Online Shopping When You're Hungover (#6) by less than 100.

Read it and stop worrying about dark circles. I cast a spell on you to never mention them again!

people here are falling in luuuuuuv

Let's be real here, I'm too short for most women's jeans. Dude jeans are not going to work.

I'm just going to stop talking because at least one of us definitely isn't understanding the other and/or isn't communicating her point well and I don't have the brain energy for that. (It may very well be me.) Carry on.

They're called boyfriend jeans because unlikely traditionally cut, tighter women's jeans, they are looser and more relaxed throughout.

I cannot endorse this. "Bad Blood" is undeniably the worst song on the album. (With the possible exception of the last three, because I only have the regular, non-deluxe version, like a plebe.) Even "Welcome to New York" eventually grew on me, but not that one.

These are all perfect and I want to send you valentines. Or booze, but that's more expensive.

WAITWAITWAITSOMEMORE

No no no. The feta is on top and it turns into delightful little pockets of perfection. It doesn't blend.

Thank you!

But you wouldn't *replace* mozzarella with feta. You'd add the feta on top. Thus, it's a topping. No?

FEEEEEETTTTAAAA

WAIT SO YOU ARE JUST MAKING THIS UP THEN

A side dish that you can totally eat for dinner. #adulting

Would eat.

Someone else in these comments is talking about mac and cheese pizza with fries and I think I have to go hide under my desk now.

20. French Fries