I did this in 6th grade. Only the lowest one was "friendly looks and smiles", which is even funnier than just "smiling". It didn't actually seem to have much of a lesson to it, but I don't remember it being particularly traumatizing. Though maybe I just wasn't scarred enough by middle school. (Also, that sex-ed…

Is anyone else a little terrified by that sound? It sounds like something you should be running away from as fast as possible

I cannot stand Miley's weird nasally singing. I don't hate Lana, though. (Okay, I'll cop to actually liking her. Come at me, bro.) I let the whole thing play in the background while I was reading something else. So: Lana.

Safeway doesn't have keychain cards, and last time I tried to link the card to my number it refused to go through. I know it's possible in theory, but I haven't gotten it to work.

For the sensors built into the wall, you can usually just lick a spot on the toilet paper and stick it to the wall that way.

I want this now, pleaseandthankyou. I still haven't found a good hole in the wall near me. :(

I am wholeheartedly in favor of this trend. There is not enough formalwear in my life right now.

Looks like maybe garlic powder or onion powder?

Brb getting out the sewing machine and some pool noodles.

Are those wings or tentacles on #5? If they're wings, that's stupid; if they're tentacles then OH MY GOD WHY DON'T ALL MY DRESSES HAVE TENTACLES?!

Oh my god. I'm crying. Thank you so much for this link.

There are worse people to be obsessed with.

Who has that kind of patience?!

I don't care if "fneh" isn't a real word. I'm never going to get tired of that joke.

The replies to that tweet are GOLD.

I'm way more weirded out by the nails than the teeth. Her teeth would be expensive and painful to fix, but nail-trimming is easy and you could take an eye out with those things.

That first story made my day. I'm sure the guy's coworkers were pissed (assuming it's true), but I'm cracking up over here.

Never had it. I'm a little afraid of fast food shrimp for some reason.

I would not eat this, but only because it's been years since I ate at Panda Express and if I ever go back, like hell I'm getting something other than orange chicken. (Or that other one that's a lot like orange chicken but isn't.)

Once you've got the job, they're unlikely to fire you for your tattoos, but they might be less likely to hire you because of them. (I know, if they wouldn't hire you because of tattoos then they're not someone you want to work for, but sometimes you just need a job.)