Yes.

Am I the only person who likes Jordan almonds? (Which are totally not an Easter candy, btw.) Do I secretly hate them and just think I like them because we share a name, thus allowing me to refer to them as "me almonds," which is way more entertaining than it should be?

The caramel ones are delicious. I feel like growing up we could find those and some creme one that wasn't actually a Cadbury Creme Egg, and the caramel eggs were one of my favorite Easter candies.

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THESE. THESE ARE THE BEST AND I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN WHY.

Wait, really? I wonder if the DC ones do that too...

It's so pretty. Forget the baby—I want the dress, just like I want everything else in her wardrobe.

I... I would try this.

It's pretty and has Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston, but it also has no real plot. So it kind of depends on what you're after.

I'm cracking up. This is so funny because it's so right.

It definitely used to be more common as a negative than it is now. I remember in fourth grade (a little more than a decade ago now) if someone called you gay, the correct response was "I'd rather be gay for a day than queer for a year." Both, of course, were bad things to be (because my hometown was and is not…

I refuse to take back what I said about Butterfinger, but I can forgive you somewhat for Cookies and Cream. I loved those as a kid. I love them slightly less now, but mostly because I'm not sure they're actually white chocolate. (Technically they include cocoa butter, but it's in a parenthetical next to vegetable oil…

I don't think I've ever heard anyone else express this sentiment before. I determined at a very young age that chocolate ice cream was the worst and so far nothing has managed to convince me otherwise.

Very true. But it won't be as big a deal as something like PubMed. Bigger than the Daily Dump (because there's a little more comedic potential), but I think it'll be mostly quiet because people don't want to make it a big thing again (like thin-shaming).

Other than Ubertrout? I'd guess within the next two weeks, for the most part. Ubertrout may never stop, unless someone he likes/respects gets annoyed and asks him to cut it out, because I get the feeling that he's getting a lot of enjoyment out of this.

Nah, it's inter-GT drama llama. The brilliance of PubMed/squalor is that they make fun of people outside the community, so continuing to bring them up doesn't hurt anyone's feelings. I think that when there are GT regulars involved, enough people find it painful/frustrating that it will eventually disappear. (Though…

I would argue otherwise. Oregonians as a whole aren't overtly racist, but there's a lot of it under the surface. Oregon isn't seen as having a racism problem because it's a very white state. (Or at least, a very not-black state—some areas do have fairly significant Asian and Latino/a populations.) Eugene is…

This whole spread is just, to channel Tim Gunn, a lot of look.

Here's the thing that rubs me the wrong way about Day of Silence: it's not actually about silence. At the beginning, maybe it was—the first year I can remember it in my hometown, there were maybe three people at my middle school doing it, and no one knew what it was about so they handed out pre-written notes to people…

I love you.

but I hate beans joy.