I thought that too for a moment, but the follow-up made it clear that nope, this person just doesn't understand how to behave in public.

Yes. Your doctor knows way more about your health (and that of your baby) than your boss, and he/she would absolutely tell you if you had a problem. It sounds like if your activity level has been intentionally changed, your doctor is very much aware that weight gain is in the cards for you and thinks it's not a…

WTF. Your boss is a horrible person and you're awesome. If your doctor says you're fine, then you're fine. Hugs, love. If I wasn't in class right now I'd insert a fluffy cat gif or something similarly adorable, because it sounds like you could use something friendly right now.

Right? That looks amazing. And barbecue sauce is one of the best condiments.

Not gonna lie, this article has made me kind of sad that French fast food isn't horrifyingly amazing like this. (Pizza-wrapped Kit Kats?! All over it. And onion rings should be in everything.) I can buy camembert at truck stops, though, so there's that.

Yes. You are. Your genes were spliced with monster genes before you were born.

Claiming you want to "explore" is a just a way to appear hot

Whoever you are, you're amazing.

No! Bad Portland! Stop this right now. You are shaming the good people of Oregon.

Ooh, how exciting! Do join me!

Alternately, I could make this exact same thing at home (only without the creepy mint goo), and I would be able to eat it warm out of the pan while wearing my pajamas and drinking wine.

I lived for pizza Lunchables when I was a kid. Especially if there was a dessert pizza in the package—you got a little tube of chocolate sauce and some m&ms for one of the pizzas, and it was the best thing ever.

My little sister went through a phase when she was convinced that red ketchup was too spicy for her to eat. As a result, she would only eat colored ketchup. Purple and blue were favorites, but green would do if that was all the store had. One of the colors (blue, probably?) was harder to find, so we would buy multiple…

Wait, so he just wanted... a condiment sandwich?

My gluten-free friend gets this all the time, though mostly from friends rather than folks who actually work in food service. "I know you can't eat wheat, so I made you a sandwich with white bread!"

Rocky Mountain oysters, anyone?

And so early in the day! I'm honored.

Ah yes, fish. The weirdest and most ethnic of foods.

To be fair, it's looking at "restaurants, cafes, taxi services, and small vendors" (and possibly others. Square is the little card reader that plugs into your phone, and the place I see that used most is at the farmer's market. If they're using data from all Square sales, it includes a lot of sales where a tip…

Was she on All That or was that my imagination?