Yep. It was called Zoey 101, was about a boarding school, and was probably responsible for 85% of the boys in my 6th grade class being in love with her. (Not, I imagine, that most would have admitted to watching it.)

Who gives hard drugs out for free to freshmen?

FUN DIP! My mom always refused to buy it. I was so excited whenever I got one in my Halloween haul.

According to the Facebook comments on this (well, one of them), you're "that xenophobic writer." I'm pretty sure that position gets paid better than "Recruit," doesn't it?

It would make sense. However, I'm sticking by my theory.

Owwww.

I actually didn't know that until this very moment. Clearly I was not a very attentive child.

Yes. But they tasted like watermelon.

Also a possibility. To me it just always tasted like watermelon and disappointment.

Fucking Otter Pops, with their sharp edges. I don't think I ever actually cut myself on one, but they're not comfortable to eat. Serious design flaw there.

If by "mystery flavor" you mean "watermelon again, dammit." I swear, mystery flavor airheads only exist because they realized that no one wants to eat the watermelon ones but needed to use up the flavoring somehow.

That "girls" made me cringe. I'm 21 and I would feel weird saying it. Once you're out of college, you should not be referring to other women as "girls", unless you're making fun of women who refer to other women as such.

Tell me it's just poutine as a whole concept/thing that's Canadian that you have a problem with and that you don't have anything against cheese curds. If you hate cheese curds, I don't think I can associate with you anymore.

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If I use it in a negative way, it means a specific type of person: someone who is mean in a self-interested, petty sort of way. So my friend Danny, who talks smack about people behind their backs because he likes to feel superior, is a bitch. The woman who cuts in line because she "only has three things" is a bitch.

For that price you could just hire someone to hide in your house and throw oranges across the room.

The only way to properly celebrate Friday.

I'm sure she'll take your opinion under careful consideration. It clearly means a lot to her.

I'm going to pretend that last bit about Miley didn't happen so that I can find him cute. (It's not weird, since he's basically my age.)