I'm Baby Spice, by which I mean that a) that's what the quiz told me and b) I was four when "Wannabe" came out so I kind of missed this whole thing and am really not sure what it means that I'm Baby Spice. <shrugs>

So funny. Did you notice that there are two links there?

(I'm sorry you have to think about me doing sex now.)

When we dissect this, we need to follow the instructions of my high school biology teacher: "Before you put it back in the bag, make sure you wrap your frog in paper towels. Wrap it really well. Make a frog burrito."

Nothing about this concept makes me want an ugly-ass ring. Everything about it makes me want chocolate. Le Vian, your marketing is failing.

I hate public proposals, but I kind of love this. I am not the kind of person who would squeal and freak out about a marriage proposal. (I think.) I'm definitely the kind of person who would squeal and freak out about a bunch of adorable dogs.

Something about the idea of them being shelter mutts makes it even better. 15 matching bulldogs? So Pinterest. A rag-tag assortment of dogs looking for a home, each loveable in their own special way? My heart would break from all the cuteness.

"Maleficent horns" is right. When I become a supervillain, I will wear this dress all the damn time. This and that gorgeous grayish number with the cape further down.

George Zimmerman (no celebrity bold for you!)

In general, it's the other way around. Male/female refers to physical attributes, and man/women refers to gender identity. But most people who aren't particularly concerned with trans issues tend to use the two interchangeably, which makes it that much more confusing. I've seen "biologically male/female" used, and it…

Ooh, look at you being all edgy and denying transgender identities. (And also using "hyperventilating" in a really weird way.) I bet you're real fun at parties.

Actually, that's not a "simple fact". The on-screen caption read "was a boy until age 18". Which isn't true. Mock identified and presented as a girl several years before that. Now, if by "was a boy" you mean "had a penis" (which is not the same thing), that's true, but it's still offensive because you're basically…

Oh, FFS people. Do we need to break this down into bite-sized pieces?

Kinja is a self-regulating system! The good comments get pushed to the top and the awful ones fall to the bottom!

I'm with kruzr. I skipped all the drama going on and just read your conversation with Penabler and Uber. (This is generally how I keep from being overwhelmed by GT, really.)

Honestly, I have yet to find much I enjoyed as much as the Hunger Games. Life As We Knew It by Susan Beth Pfeffer was very good, though I never got a hold of the sequels. Feed by MT Anderson is wonderful but incredibly dark, more in the style of classic dystopias. (I cried, and not in the way I cried during Mockingbird…

I couldn't make myself read past the first one. I have read a lot of YA dystopia, and this is by far the stupidest premise I've ever read. "Society fell apart, and the survivors all decided that it would be a totally normal and possible thing to make everyone have only one character trait." Yeah, okay. That sounds…

This is probably the second-largest group of people I've unfollowed and need to delete. (The first being "people I friended after a weeklong camp/program/whatever and haven't interacted with since.) If I didn't care about your truck/gun/girlfriend when I actually saw you on a semi-regular basis, why should I now?

Inside.

Let's be real, all of Rory's boyfriends kind of sucked. Jess needed to grow up and get his act together before he could be a good boyfriend (which admittedly was not entirely his fault; he had a lot of family issues going on there). Logan was kind of a tool and I lost whatever respect I had for him when he proposed in…