Can I hit someone upside the head with an unwrapped gift?

Are you addressing Laura? Because she's a vegan.

You say "holiday lunch" as if you didn't just describe every lunch at the Jez office.

Chiming in to say that, like everyone else, I'll miss you. You're funny and clever and awesome and you introduced me to jackfruit bbq, and for all of those things (and more) I love you. I hope you go off and do even more awesome things.

It used to work properly, but lately it's been glitchy. C'est la kinja, I guess.

For a moment I thought Jaden was carrying a coat hanger as an accessory. I was confused, but not completely surprised.

I loved that catalog. I had a whole scrapbook full of pictures I cut out of the catalog when I was little.

Is it just me, or was this trailer really uninspiring? It's not really a particularly sexy scene, and I imagine it would be a little confusing if you don't already know the premise of the story—plus out of context, you don't really get why it's a significant moment.

I do that too. I think it's because I always end up looking stupid in pictures, so my impulse is to look intentionally stupid so that then people can just say "oh Bonnet, you so silly".

Yes. All popular things are liked by the same group of insipid people, and things that are popular are never worth paying attention to. I personally make a point of avoiding all popular things, including but not limited to hairbrushes, Best Picture nominees, caffeinated beverages, words that begin with the letter "d",…

I like Love Actually, but this is so hilarious and fairly accurate. Lindy, I love you and if I wasn't so attached to my current one, I would seriously consider changing my username to "The Cock-Blocktopus."

Ugh, that sounds like an all-around miserable experience. I'm sorry that happened to you.

I think that would make you the best gate attendant ever.

Good luck! Hopefully she'll be chill with it most of the time—for your sake and your neighbors'.

I've still had some recently board back to front, but no one listens and they might as well not even bother. Ugh.

I'd like to add impatient people to this list. This includes both:

This is unrelated but I've been wondering for a while and SNS seems as good a place as any to ask (if you don't mind the question). Did you used to post under another name/account with that same picture, or do you just have the same picture as someone who used to be around?

I reached out to a couple of others, and one responded with a gif of Homer Simpson slowly backing into a bush.