(Also deliberately not making a vegan joke because I've already made a comment about vegetarianism once today and I want Laura to not hate me.)

Let's not be ridiculous, everyone. They don't even look like hot dogs—there's no weird puckering at the ends.

Oooh, ooh! Legs! Legs!

Right? Were it not for the suggestion, I would never have thought these looked like anything but legs.

My thoughts exactly. Sunny is cute. Bo's feet are the best.

Almost made this comment myself. A cow and a kitten are never likely to eat each other.

Can't cat videos be the one place where I don't have to think about the world's wrongs?

Did you go to the site at the end? Definitely about food.

I mean, fair... but it just sounds so dowdy. I cannot imagine any couple in which the word "wifey" is acceptable and I don't want to drop hot coffee on one or both spouses.

I probably wouldn't, but I think that's because I expect it. We rarely see videos of loving gay/lesbian couples without a political message attached. However, I typically expect my squee to be apolitical (or, if it does have an agenda, for that agenda to be getting me to adopt adorable animals).

Hey, the website just wants me to be a vegetarian. I'm clear here.

This was adorable right up until I felt like I was being manipulated into watching vegetarian propaganda. Stop making me feel bad about my life choices, Internet.

Why... why would you even pick that name for a porn site? I don't understand.

I haven't read it, no. But not even Judy Blume can make the word not awful.

a person I used to call my "wifey"

Nope. Alas, I have no kitties.

Right? They have a vegetable burrito, so I considered ordering a chicken chimichanga and make a note that I don't want meat, but I worry that it'll get screwed up and my card will already have been charged. (And I don't really want to call and order when I can do it on my laptop.)

I almost justified ordering Mexican for that reason. I figured if I got a burrito and an appetizer, that would put me over the $15 minimum and give me at least breakfast, probably lunch. Tax, tip, and fees would have put it over $20, though, and I was annoyed at them for not having vegetarian chimichangas.

I'm a student, so I'm studying abroad (for less than I would be spending staying here, probably). I'll be back in a year, so it's (sadly?) not permanent.

If I have things like fruit or yogurts in the house, I'll usually eat them instead of crap food (although I usually just avoid buying pop tarts and cookies because they'll be gone in a day). But this isn't my apartment and fresh food options are limited, so dinner so far has been green tea and two slices of cinnamon…