I know, and it makes me sad because I'm moving next week! (I'm moving to France, though, so I'm not that sad.)

It was from the Randy Radish in DC. I want to eat all of their food because it looks awesome. (And they labelled their gluten-free dishes, which made my celiac dad happy.)

Yes! Did you go to Truckeroo?

I am starving because of inertia. I don't want to walk anywhere to buy food, but the food in the kitchen is mediocre, so I spent forever trying to decide whether or not I wanted to spend $20 on getting food delivered. And now it's late enough that most places will stop delivering soon, so I should just suck it up and…

Oscar is adorable and I want him. Or another kitten like him, I'm not particularly picky.

Ew! That's so creepy!

I almost never get catcalls (or the like). Like, only a handful in the two years I've lived here. Today I left the house with no makeup, hair in a shitty bun, and a fever that was making me sweat like crazy. Two "hey beautiful"-type comments in ten minutes. Seriously, dudes at the train station? I don't even…

Two-thirds of the characters, minor and major, die in a freak plane crash. Dexter marries the woman from the bakery, who he meets and almost kills in season 6.

I love My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler. It almost makes me wish I used Pinterest.

Sorry to hear that—hopefully the awful part goes away soon and you can separate those things from him. Until then, think of it as a chance to try something wild you've never done before?

A friend of mine used to have gorgeous long blonde hair. After she and her boyfriend broke up, she basically said "fuck this, I'm going to go be awesome without him" and got a pixie cut. (Which looks awesome on her.)

Yep. I think it was just that the name drew attention to the fact that the parents were not all there.

He might be made fun of, but that doesn't mean they can be forced to change it. Believe me, there are far more mockable names out there, and every one of them is legal. (Although a few—Adolf Hitler, for example—can draw the attention of Child Protective Services.)

There's talk about Joe Biden. The media has already crowned Hillary, but I feel like there could actually be competition there. Personally, I'd have a tough time deciding between the two.

No no no. They may submit health records, but everyone knows that the best way to tell if someone is healthy is based on their waistline. None of this "listen to qualified physicians" nonsense.

Whenever I was at my grandparents' house, I would just walk up their stairs and do this all the way down for fun. Over and over and over. I thought it was the best.

Agreed. I also went through an EDNOS a year or so ago (mostly restricting and excessive exercise) and I'm seeing a lot of the same personality traits that drove me to that pop up now as I try to figure out other things in my life. I certainly had/have a messed up relationship with food and weight (thanks Mom! thanks…

I think Laura uses the term affectionately, since she uses similar language to refer to herself.

My little sister is in town too! She's 16 and she and my dad are here for about two weeks, and she's the best. I used to think she was obnoxious, but now she's basically my best friend.

My dad recently found out he has celiac disease, and he and my sister both love to bake. My sister is especially upset, as she usually bakes something (cupcakes, cookies, bread, whatever) at least once a week, but my mom is paleo so now my sister is the only one who eats wheat. Gluten-free Jezzies, what are your go-to…