Gotcha. I have no idea what those first sentences mean, but I'll take your word for it that this is a person some people care about and that I can hate him for having stupid tweets.

Who is Jody Bieber, and should I feel bad that I hate her based solely on her tweets?

While ... many might argue that "you don't need a weatherperson to tell you which way the wind blows," and an adult male should not need sexual harassment training, I would point out that ... Mayor Filner never received sexual harassment training.

I think the two need to go together. Size, but don't take that as a firm number. As someone who grew up shopping for bras almost exclusively at JCPenney (with her much larger mother), I would probably never get out of a 32B/34A without measuring. I measured, and from what I've ordered and tried so far I'm probably a…

Yes. We call it Catholic University.

All the stars. This is the second Babe reference I've seen on Jez in the past few days and it is tugging at my heartstrings because I haven't thought about that movie in forever. Why isn't it on Netflix, dammit?! Is there a Babe fandom somewhere I can join?

True. But the way she phrases it, it sounds like she fired the girl, then unfired her out of a misplaced sense of charity.

For real, though. Is it horrible to ask for cash after the fact because you didn't like you gift? Of course. Should you still have a registry so that other cash-strapped folks don't feel awkward handing you an envelope with $20? Yep. (Or don't request gifts/cash at all, of course.)

And by the way, I tried to fire her, but she begged to come back and I gave her a second chance.

This is a sad, true statement. When I lived in Oregon, there were multiple donut shops within 15 minutes of my house. I don't even know where to find a non-Krispy Kreme one now that I'm in DC.

I think it's your civic duty to do so, really.

Maybe a maple bacon bar could be used for a bratwurst instead? Both because the shape works and because that sounds kind of amazing.

They're too soft. You'd need a firmer donut—even just your average glazed number from any other donut shop would work. An old-fashioned would probably be too dense, though.

It seems incredibly sad to me that this headline even exists.

We can share! I eat the crunchy ends first because I like them least.

Wait, they will? This changes my entire approach to buying makeup.

I love my coral lipstick. I do red a lot too—basically I've done everything but purple and orange, both of which I'm afraid to try even though they always look so pretty in the tubes.

I do have a magenta that I love. So there's that even if I can't pull off purple.

I like the way you think.

Owwww. I hadn't noticed that at first, but now my feet hurt just thinking about it.