Wait, what? She's not with the guy who owns Hogwarts anymore? I sincerely hope he dumped her, because if she left him then I have lost any faith I had in her.

No, that was the year before me. Perfect example of not taking this seriously, though.

I think I've seen "sexual assault" as well, but we've definitely had a few emails on my campus talk about "forcible fondling". Because the student body didn't make that into a joke immediately.

I kind of wanted to cry when I first saw that. Don't get me wrong, she can pull off the shaved head, and of course it grows back, but her hair was so incredibly gorgeous.

But then what if you're talking to someone with a French accent and they say "Watch out for Zatman behind you" and you panic but really they meant "that man" and just can't pronounce the "th" sound right?

I'm crying. You win.

I read this as J-Lo initially and was somewhat confused as to why she was at Comic-Con.

Not as weird, but in the same vein, this Kama Sutra alphabet is super gorgeous.

I usually only shampoo my hair once or twice a week anymore, but lately it's been smelling weird after about a day (or less). And not just if I intentionally smell my hair—I swear I can smell it when I'm just sitting in class, which is super weird. Anyone else have this problem/have tips to avoid dirty hair smell?

I hoped someone would be amused.

I am perfectly happy to hear about that Diva Cup, and it brought me great amusement. Thank you for disregarding my request in this instance.

I do love those. I prefer just using tampons because everything stays nice and tidy, but as far as pads are concerned, those are awesome.

As far as the 2nd one is concerned, my aunt and uncle did what other folks are suggesting. They invited family into town and had a town hall wedding, then everyone had booze and Mexican food in their backyard. They planned on doing a bigger celebration when they had more time and money, maybe on an anniversary, but…

Dear SoftCups,
Look, thanks for having my back last month when I couldn't find pads on my heaviest night, but this shit has got to stop. Leaking when I go to the bathroom or stand up suddenly is Not Cool. If I wanted to be covered in blood and constantly checking myself, I would have worn a damn pad. Better luck next…

I think it works as long as I don't think too hard about it. The moment I really look at the outfit, it stops.

And artificial banana flavoring. We don't tolerate that either.

But how can we claim to be tolerant when we won't tolerate the opinions of those people we claim are intolerant?

Not if you're the one being aborted! Don't you know what the blastocyst mortality rate is in this country?

Sometimes I want to run for political office just so that I can create campaign ads mocking all the stereotypes. And run my own snarky twitter account.