• The sitting on the subway with your legs spread really wide gap.

Stop, now, before it's too late.

Ooh, a neighBro infestation? Those are the worst—some people recommend hitting them with shoes the old-fashioned way, but I find poison to be far more effective given their unusually resilient skulls.

I would trade spiders for taxes any day.

They don't. Single women are doomed to a life of unhappiness and poverty and will die young and alone, covered in spiderwebs because their cats are too aloof to kill the spiders, and their corpses won't even be found based on the smell because they'll be perfectly preserved thanks to all the booze single women drink…

GAH. Do people just not understand how gifts work?

I wonder if these people do this to all their guests. Like, if their childhood neighbors gives them a set of towels instead of a couple hundred dollars, do they get a passive-aggressive note? If Aunt Nancy makes a quilt, do they tell her that her loving handiwork just isn't good enough and she has to pony up for her…

I wouldn't call him a crush, necessarily, but I hung out with one of my guy friends a lot last summer—he's not the most physically attractive guy, but we both love cooking and Doctor Who and his idea of a good date involves swing dancing. He was very flirty and I considered going with it and seeing what happened.

When my sister was in middle school and did a magazine drive as a fundraiser, we would get Everyday Food and Martha Stewart Living. EF had good recipes most of the time that weren't too fussy. MSL, on the other hand, was full of crap no one needs—who the fuck has the space to collect antique glass bottles? But it…

To those who have regressed from veganism, yet display symptoms of a soul not fully blackened to it’s core, we ask you to remind yourself why you were what you were: Meet Your Meat

THIS IS PALEO-TERRORISM.

PETA.

A few hours later, Senate Republicans voted to waive their rules to allow a floor vote. Lobbyists that supported the bill, including representatives from N.C. Values Coalition, the N.C. Family Policy Council and N.C. Right to Life, were at the committee meeting. Lobbyists opposed to the bill were not told it was being…

"I really learned a lesson at the funeral. I said to myself, '[tweeting] is a waste of time.'

Same here. That's why I had to unfollow @EverydaySexism. It just made me too sad/pissed off.

This kitten is adorable. Even if I did miss the jump fail the first time around because I was playing with cookie dough.

Ooh, yes. Scones are wonderful too. Two sides of the same evil, carb-laden coin, really.

I rarely wear t-shirts, but I would so wear a "GOD HATES YOUR POLY-BLEND PANTS" shirt.

Pancakes are just a front for the true brains of the operation: biscuits.

Ain't nothing wrong with that. It's better than what I do, which is just not have snackable food around because I'll binge on it. (Seriously, I went through an entire bag of almonds once over the course of about two days.)