Pull out all the stops! Graduating college, getting a masters, or getting a PhD should be celebrated for everyone. Graduation-showers!!!!!!! What is your master's in?

HEAR, MOTHERFUCKING HEAR!

I did this for my 40th birthday. I threw myself a huge party and let everyone I invited know that I was finally calling in my markers for all the shower gifts I had given them. No joke gifts for me. I wanted stuff! Nice stuff. And my friends and family came through. I paid for a nice dinner and free booze and…

30th birthday party gathering time! I got an immersion blender and other random house stuff (but no vibrator) and had not one, but two birthday parties with presents (friends vs. family). Seriously, invite all the people who expect you to attend their showers and REGISTER for it. Had my house not flooded shortly…

I remember reading one of those "how we met" personalized "our wedding!" template websites back in college of a friend getting married. Apparently she and her husband met while they both worked at Pappadeux, and he kept throwing those cardboard coasters at her until she agreed to go out with him. ....

Well if you move to a new place you can have a housewarming party. I don't think you can't really register for china for a housewarming but it might be able to be a smaller scale gift giving event.

This is why I hate baby showers, bridal showers, etc. Its celebrating normal things that women do, and its basically saying "congratulations hun you found a man! you did it! the highest accomplishment in your life!"

Have you been reading my Facebook lately? Haha, but seriously that's the story of my FB. Keep in mind I am a college freshman. Yet all of these country girls keep getting engaged and some of them with really creepy stories told in romantic ways ("They met when she was 14 and he was 20." - real story, I swear).

Get together with your other single friends and just start throwing Single Showers anyways. Start the trend!

I think you mean "an opinion".

Counter-Point: The black eye I received when visiting Swinging Richards in Atlanta.

Cue Michael Douglas: "You can get throat cancer from smoking cock, you fools. YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!"

It's because they count the dick size of unborn children there.

That's actually good to hear, as good clean LSD is one of the "safest" hallucinogens out there.

Real LSD became almost impossible to find after the mid-1990's or so, it'd actually be a good thing if good old acid made a comeback. Those RCs are all the rage right now, the danger with those being that the vast majority of those new compounds have no record of ever being tested on humans, so no one knows what the…

I hop Cat Marnell is okay.

As they said in Casablanca,

Sorry, was just trying to bring a bit of levity... and failed. This is a thoroughly terrible situation and I can't imagine what these women have been through.