Jason Chaffetz can eat every bag of dicks. He might be the biggest douchewizard in Washington.

This. We will never be able to put into words how bad this was. When all the shit eventually leaks we’ll wonder how we survived it.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Flynn is like a 1980's action movie villain.

Ellie: You’re double-posting with The Concourse on this one. So I’ll cross-post my thoughts from there: 

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

I don’t know if anyone is keeping track of how often twitter investigators are right about these things but Claude Taylor (@truefactsstated) has been saying this for a while. I take those tweets with rather large grains of salt, because I mostly read them so that I can keep my sanity and hope that someone is doing…

The pundit on CNN is not having it. He has been on every single half hour reminding everyone that a sitting president has only one time in history fired the head of an investigation on himself. And we all know how that turned out. Every single half hour show.

She is just insufferable in every way. I really wonder what the count is for screaming off cam once the interview is over with her. Her little “irrelevant” quip, reality itself does not matter to her.

“The guard was startled by O’Reilly’s appearance, McPhilmy wrote, because he was naked from the waist down while attacking her.”

Reminder that men who choke their partners are 10 times more likely to eventually kill them. It is frequently used as an indicator of extreme danger.

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

Speaking of Cinco de Mayo, I just learnt this yesterday.

I am a retired children’s librarian ...

And now every day, I ask myself, is it fascism now? And so if we don’t stand up while we still have some modicum of democracy, it’ll be too late.

Spicer: *storms back to the podium after 35 minutes* “PERIOD!!” *storms off again*

My recently deceased grandmother has risen from her grave and is begging me to tell all of you that THE ONLY LEGITIMATE HERCULE POIROT IS DAVID SUCHET, ALL OTHERS ARE IMPOSTERS AND SHOULD SEE THEMSELVES OUT PROMPTLY.

Spicer: “The president has an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, FULLY ENGORGED PENIS!!!” *storms off*

It’s really frustrating. I have had back problems on and off for most of my life, and every traditional doctor I have seen has given me pills. A little bit of physical therapy that helps with maintenance but not much for pain management or treating the cause. I have seen a handful of chiropractors, two of which for…