you win with this story, though! winner winner chicken dinner!  what really makes this story is seeing it through the mind of the poor guy.  he’s standing on a platform, train comes in, shitty diaper flies out of nowhere & hits him!  oh, man.  what happened at the next stop?  did they both get off?  did some sort of…

It’s just enough to drive a modern person mad to listen to these incels from the internet area ensconced in their comfortable secure lives complaining about the fact that they’re discriminated against because they don’t have enough sex. It’s like, Jesus get a hobby. For Christ’s sake, you — you — ”

Can we have ‘The Blind Assassin’ next?

Not so fast! If they want a statue of Robert E Lee, let them have one. It can be of him surrendering at Appomattox so they can be constantly reminded that they fucking lost.

A male feminist walks into a bar

Also, this.

With manatees there are no overlords. There are only friends and boat propellers.

I, for one, welcome our manatee overlords. Sooner the better.

However, the real reason Spicer turned down the offer, according to the source, was an “overwhelming number of commitments in the Fall.”

On the other hand, Luke Skywalker called his dad a dick and patronized him like 900 times, and was still offered a job as VP of Plasma Cannon Management or whatever in the third movie.

Don’t worry everyone… I got this.

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.

As an Important Man who Writes Things On the Internet, I find this article reproachable, a pustule on the true virtues of manliness. I do not read articles such as this, I allow them to be placed in front of my eyes so that I may absorb their knowledge, a skill unbeknownst to the females who peruse this site—a site,…

Yeah that’s surprising to me, I only buy shirts for bands I really like. I still have my Sum 41 “All Killer No Filler” shirt from like 8th grade...

Veruca Salt, Buffalo Tom, Poe, The Cranberries, Pavement, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Silverchair, Garbage...

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding

Comic Sans isn’t a typeface. It’s a war crime.

I do not understand the need to use inspirational quotes in ANY email signatures, let along work emails. I have someone at my office who has one about being kind, and like, it’s a nice sentiment and all, but to me you may as well have a MySpace-style dancing teddy bear with glitter blinging all over it.

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.