An introduction to Matt Berry? As if Matt Berry NEEDS an introduction, you heathens!

An introduction to Matt Berry? As if Matt Berry NEEDS an introduction, you heathens!

I thought so! The movie I thought I saw absolutely wrecked me — a portrait of unwavering selfless devotion in the face of dementia? A man who loves his wife so much he’ll put himself through pain again and again because it makes her happy, and brings back some of her memories of her life?

True story: I cried watching The Notebook’s ending, because I completely misunderstood it.

I would kill for a Blind Assassin series.....

The floodwater is filthy with some chemical toxins, but mainly because it’s all seeped through rural area septic systems. Mosquitoes give zero fucks about that.

As usual, The Noble Renard reminds us all what good Kinja really means.

Man, if I were Wal-Mart I’d be using this in all my promos. “We have quality merchandise! Seriously! Jewel thieves steal from US!”

I pretended to like Incubus, even though I thought the lead singer was a self-centered douchecanoe, and the Deftones, which is an accurately named garbage fire of a band, because my best friend was obsessed with them.

Normally I’d say just don’t hug — go for a handshake before he can go for a hug, but that may not work. So you can also wear a shoulder bag that you pull around the front of your body to create some bulk, and therefore space. He tries to hug you, if you feel like you need to you oblige, but the bag is in the way so…

😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

Aubrey Plaza was made for that role. Just jaw-dropping levels of awesome.

Agreed!!!!

Watched Red Eye for Cillian Murphy... XXX back when I had a thing for Vin Diesel... Meet The Deedles for Paul Walker (on that one, I regret nothing!), Dead Man and From Hell for Johnny Depp...that Jesse James movie for Gabriel Macht...

BUT IF YOU WEAR THE MEN’S LAB COAT HOW WILL THEY BE ABLE TO APPRECIATE YOUR WOMANLY CURVES AND STYLISH THIGH GAP AS YOU WEAR A STRATEGICALLY OPEN COAT?

Yeah, see, that makes way more sense. I’ve got nothing against Texas tattoos.

Anecdote:

I’ve been liking Benefit’s They’re Real!, but I’ve also been a fan of lancome tres defincils (I think that’s right)

IT WAS GILLYWEED! GILLYweed!

I’m offering good odds to anyone willing to take my bet that the legislator who introduced this shit law owns real estate rental properties and wants to be able to evict “troublemakers” whenever he (you know it’s a he) feels like it. The free market rules all!