Yep. Hail to the King. The Mandarin is real, and pissed that Ben Kingsley used his name.

Show skin: Weddings, in approved strapless sweetheart gown, on the beach (if hot - see appropriate Hot or Not guidelines), Carnivale, Spring Break, Mardi Gras, or any other time alcohol might lead to male enjoyment.

MISFIIIIIITS

OMG IF TED CRUZ IS RATIGAN THEN CARLY FIORINA....

Ratigan is the world’s greatest rat AND the best animated villain of all time, how dare you!!

It’s not terrible!!!! It’s AMAZING!!!!

Yeah, and Jehovah’s Witnesses don't believe in faith healing or that God miraculously heals people because reasons. So if he stopped taking his meds, that's not why.

Yay!! I always geek out when people get my username. There's a user called NefretEmerson floating around here somewhere, and I think there used to be someone who went by TheCatBastet. They always made me smile :)

That's....Photoshopped....

I would kill for a copy of No Coins Please and I Want To Go Home!

Glad to know I’m not the only one! I just got hit with a massive cramp, and when I checked my pad, out came this massive chunk of flesh-colored tissue.

The movie was so, so bad. And the Wonder Woman showed up and was awesome, and I turned to My Dear Emerson and asked, “So why aren’t we just watching THIS movie?” Seriously, why aren’t we just watching a Wonder Woman movie? Why do we have to shoehorn her into a dude-centric movie before audiences are “ready?” Because…

Sadly, we don’t know. He hasn’t died in the books. But so far I hold out hope. I find I’m usually pretty good at guessing deaths in books, and I think Ramsay is a doomed character. And I’m pretty sure his death will be spectacular whatever it is.

When I first glanced at this headline, I read it wrong. I clicked eagerly, thinking I would be reading the opening salvo in the war that would destroy Republicanism forever. “John Kasich Really Has A Huge Dick.”

That 70's Show

That's been the thing I've found most surprising too! I've had to explain this to My Dear Emerson. I recognize objectively that that young man/woman is extremely attractive, but I don't personally feel attracted to them at all. I didn't really expect that, but it's one of the nicer things about aging. Meanwhile,…

I’ve lived in apartments under drug dealers not once, but twice. TWICE. And I’m pretty sure I swam in the pool the same time as a few of them.

Sounds good, right??

Bay leaves are my jam. That is all.

That was the first thing I thought when I saw that stupid post. And while the fine may not be much to her, I’m glad they're investigating. Seriously, fuck you and your stupid entitled face that thinks you have the right to scrawl your ever so transient name across the natural world.