Agreed!

The answer is obvious. They have a Room of Requirement in their home, where people toss stolen phones so they don’t get ratted out by Peeves.

I thought my husband and I were the only ones with Headcanon Anakin played by Tom Hardy... This made my morning!

Can I give this more stars?

Hola, fellow SA Jezebel! :) nice to know you're out there

She only speaks Portuguese, he only speaks English

I'd do it! I've done some voice work before. Nothing major but it's fun. Up to Pinkham though.

I read a few pages of the book a while back and have been meaning to go buy a copy to finish it. It was quite good and very interesting, and funny, in a deeply ironic way. I don't know if this movie is any good, but I'm down with the book version so far

I thought it was meant to convey what their panties do — the white holds the liquid from the yolk in place, and the woman's pose mimicking the egg implies that the panties hold the liquid in... Or am I overthinking?

I've seen this happen a lot before. I think it was one Kinja before, there was a function where you could tag a comment to the photo. So you'd open the article and see a bunch of numbers on the pic where people had tagged comments to specific parts of the header. I think this is the descendant of that function.

Fashion Plates were THE BEST EVAH

I do it because the grease makes my stomach queasy. If I blot the pizza really well, I can eat it and usually be fine, but I avoid fried food and grease in general because it makes me feel nauseated. So I don't do pizza often, is I guess what I'm saying. And then I usually order in so my blotting won't offend :)

Never assume that a barista HASN’T poisoned you. Better wizards than you have lost buttocks that way.

Yeah, I suppose so! I always forget that.

I'd honestly take that over the reality. At least that way there would be more reason to it!

You're totally forgiven. I think I'm putting this in my novel actually. It's just so messed up that you can't help laughing.

I KNOWWWWWW RIGHT

Yes, I spoke to him about it and he absolutely shared your assessment: “DUDE.”

I do agree with you there - there is something so sad about it all. I mean, I have to wonder - what has she had in her life since - and not had - that would lead her to cling to this for so long? It’s so sad that she didn’t get closure, and then let that take over her entire life.

After being dead for 18 years, my father in law still has a stalker.